Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I was watching ABC last night, when I caught this interview with the future Vice-King of America:
YOU ESKIMO-BLOWING PIG-CUNT-WHORE!
YOU LYING BLUBBER-EATING COWARD!
YOU SEAL-CLUBBING….well actually, I rather enjoy the seal-clubbing, but that’s not the point. DAMN YOU PALIN! YOU UGLY BITCH!
You told everyone the truth; that the Iraq War is all part of My Divine Plan. And then you gutlessly backpedaled, as if suggesting that I would ever be in favor of a war was something crazy. It’s not crazy! I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – I love creating new dead soldiers!
Well, now your son will be one of them! When he deploys in several weeks, no matter how you try to protect him from harm, he will die!
SO SPEAKETH THE LORD!