Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I was once again googling My Name, as I am wont to do, when I saw this preposterous story:
What an utterly ridiculous, absolutely frivolous lawsuit. To think, this trifling mortal actually thinks he can sue Me – The Almighty Lord and Ruler of the Entire Universe – for My hard-earned Tithings!
It is blasphemous, idiotic, and completely without logic of any kind.
How can man sue God? You might as well try and sue the wind. For I tell you now, there is no justice without My Say-So! I AM JUSTICE!
And yet this insolent heretic somehow thinks he has the right to accuse Me. ME! The One who gave him his wife and children and a good home. He actually has the nerve to accuse Me of having caused “widespread death upon millions” of humans.
Well….of course I have! What does he expect?! It is My Sacred Duty to mete out death and destruction upon humanity.
Fucking hell! If I didn’t do it, it would never get done!
He also accuses Me of making “terroristic threats” against him and his children. WELL OF COURSE I HAVE! He’s suing Me! That’s what you’re supposed to do when someone sues you.
Well, if this doofus of a senator (who looks homeless) somehow thinks I’m showing up to any of these hearings in a physical form, he’s got another thing coming. Namely, a hefty smiting.