Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Before I head out for another Glorious Day of Omnipotent Smiting, I have to comment on this news story I saw this morning.
Bullshit! Your recovery is no miracle Patrick. I hate you more than ever you self-absorbed shirt-lifter, and your smiting is going exactly as planned. I have merely let you temporarily recover from your cancer so as to get your hopes up, only so that when I dash them again it will be that much more crushing! HAHAHAHAHA!
Newsflash dipshit! Your TV show will fail! Then the IRS will discover a discrepancy and seize all your assets! Your formerly loving wife will be revealed to be a gold-digger and leave you for some European! And then Patrick, penniless and alone, your pancreatic cancer will return with a vengeance! But wait it gets better! You will die but the news coverage of your death will be pathetic and short-lived because I will have Beyoncé die in a tragic treadmill accident the very same day! HAHAHAHA!
And then after all that, you still have an eternity in hell with the burning and the torture and the demon-rape. This is what you get for not being grateful enough for all the success and blessings I bestowed upon you Swayze!
I am the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY. I giveth, and then I taketh away!