Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I’m going to take a break from venting about the big things that bother Me (women, science, anal), and focus My Rage onto one particular speck of infectious human waste – American citizen Dick Franing.
You’ve never heard of him, because he’s a nobody. Nevertheless, mortal Dick Franing is a blasphemous cur and I am going to smite him worse than I’ve ever smoten anyone ever before!
Ya know, up until yesterday, I’d never taken much notice of him. I mean, I guess he always went to church and stuff but whatever. Now he’s gonna burn in hell and get raped by demons for all eternity!
Why? Because yesterday this jackhole crossed the line.
He desecrated The Lord’s Blog!
On April 30th, in the Year of Me 2008, at exactly 11:44:23 AM EST, one Richard Earnest Franing, 52, of Knoxville, Iowa, did defile My Holy and Divine Blog by posting an idiotic comment that was 4,256 words long and utterly deranged.
Entitled “A Trilogy On Metaphysics and Blah Blah Whatever,” the imbecile actually dedicates his insane gibberish to “the Honor and Glory of Me.”
ISN’T THAT GREAT?! I just love it when fawning nitwits dedicate their gigantic steaming piles of horse-dung to Me.
Why do I always attract people to My Cause who can’t spell, write or think?
I HATE YOU DICK FRANING! I’M COMING FOR YOU WITH MY CHERUBIM AND MY FLAMING SWORD AND I’M GOING TO SMITE YOU SO FRICKING HARD!