People often wonder how I feel about The Bible. I love it. It is My Masterpiece, and I stand by every single word I wrote in it. Yet somehow humans are still remain confused about My True Opinions. And so I regularly explain The Bible even further for you simpletons.
#4 God on The Bible – Deuteronomy 23:1 (No Penis)
#3 God on The Bible – Genesis 38:6-10 (Wasted Sperm)
That’s better. Punk.
Fuck you Satanus. Go to hell.
Done that. Been there.
yeah, God you can’t really the Lucifer to go to hell…… hes the DEVIL and the DEVIL sorta.. umm… LIVES THERE!
It is a sad fact, but humankind is ruining the planet. Listen to these words of wisdom from the Navajo nation. We are not the owners of this planet, we are simply the caretakers. God should sack us and put the welfare of Earth into better hands.
SILENCE!
Random Guy, I was telling him to go BACK to hell you random imbecile!
Maid of Northdumbia, you’re right. I should destroy this wretched planet and start over. Perhaps next time I’ll put dogs in charge.
God:
The Bible is really Your words, but the Church Officials twist Your Words, but Could I ask which one is correct, Trinitarianism OR Biblical Unitarianism ?