As the All-Powerful and All-Knowing King of the Universe, I, THE ALMIGHTY LORD, am constantly pestered with idiotic questions by My Subjects. Usually I ignore them. But here, on My Blog, I answer their inane questions once monthly. Everyone may ask Me one, and only one, question per month. Make it good!
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Dear Almighty Lord,
as you are the one who has the power to crush all evilness and stupidity, why there is so much sex and stupid horny slut-bitches on tv and internet and all media so even children get educated with such crap?
Oops, that wasn’t the question-window…
I really hate stupid dumb ass people. Do you hate stupid dumb ass people too? I heard that you only like drunk people and idiots. Is that true? Please allow me the grace of your all knowing omnipotence.
Why are you so judgementel? all you do is put down people who dont belive in what you do, its pretty fucking sad that you have to play “God” why dont you go suck a cows dick you fucking jerk off, and I hope all the bad things happen to you and only you.
fuck the jews
I’ve got one…two actually.
I am 2 things that I’ve heard everyone “tell me” God hates.
I’m both apart of the furry fandom, and I’m a raver. Does God hate this stuff, and if so, WHY?!
God hates furries? Why? They aren’t REAL, just a little fantasy thought up in our minds that we think is cool, there’s a whole lot of us in the world (just check DeviantArt, there’s TONS of it.). All it is, is an animal with a human-esque appearance. What’s so wrong with that? I just don’t understand.
2nd, ravers. This one I’ve heard less of, but I’m pretty sure it’s common somewhere. While I’m against some of the drug use (Marijuana is okay with me, doesn’t hurt anyone. Crack, WAY bad.)
Some people say it’s the music he hates. It’s still music. It’s got rhythm, and everything else that defines music (I’ve got about 15 hours of various styles of Techno Music on my computer, so I know my stuff) And raving is just all about fun and relieving stress. Is God against fun? Cause that’s just SICK.
So, is anyone gonna answer me? Cause I’m listening.
When is the end of the world?
Judy
I heard it was December 21, 2012. Damn, 4 days before christmas…
i hate you God, and I wish you had cancer!!…in the head!!
You are a layer, DJ-Bleach!! Just God will know when is the end! idiot!
God was an idea created by people. Or so I’ve heard. If God does exist, I doubt the one hosting this website is the real one. This whole place is bullshit.
And don’t call me an idiot when you can’t even use proper grammar.
haahahahah Sooorry!!!! Iam Brazilian,and Iam learning English!!
eu queria chamá-lo de mentiroso….( LIAR )
ok..ok…Mr.DJ Perfect.
This site is bullshit! You are right!
But……….God exist, believe me …
Oh, whoops? My bad, I didn’t know of your…ethnicity.
Sorry, bad grammar is just one of my buttons.
Almighty, what do You think about TWILIGHT an NEW MOON? Are vampires allowed to go to heaven or even exist? Are You Vampire Time or Werewolves Time? And if You hate both, so why in hell you’ve created them? Serious doubts…
Love ya bro!
Speaking about “Doubt”, I have another question: Was FATHER FLYNN (from movie DOUBT) a pedophile, or Sister Alouysius was just a selfish envy bitch?
Keep doing the amazing job, I’m more miserable than ever! Hugs!
Correcting:
Are You Vampire TEAM or Werewolves TEAM?
Sorry God, I’m stupid and illeterate!
Whatup, wazup.
I can answer that for you.
Twilight is for fags.
But if you’re choosing between werewolves and vampires, it’s ALWAYS werewolves. And real werewolves too, not big wolves.
Hi Lord, Isabella’s love me?
“God”, or someone who is pretending to be this being.
Why the hell did you make this dumb site?
And if “God” is real how come the world is such a shithole? If he is real, he obviously doesn’t care.
O Lord, I thought I’d tied half my brain behind my back securely, but some Commie-pinko Liberal (probably Bare-ass Obama!) must have swiped it. All my talent is on loan from you, and now half of it’s gone. What should I do?
Oh, and one more thing—how do I get a better-looking avatar?
Dearest God, Could I ask Why do you let both Trinitarianism and Unitarianism Christianity appears on the Planet Earth?
What do you think of the BBC sci-fi show Doctor Who?
Dear God,
It looks like the other blog has bit the dust …
Maybe it’s some weird backlash from ograpeo.
Can we get the faithful to migrate back here?
Hopefully,
Tony S.
DJ Bleach i think you’ve been using too much; people who blame God for the world are very misinformed, God didn’t create cancer, man did, God didn’t tell that car to run that person over, that person did it on there own accord…what the hell are people on about……devastations are warnings he’s not happy, jeesh! look around, the world is corrupt, gay marriages, taxes, “its all about me” govn’s screwing everyone I could go on and on. Woman were suppose to be equal to man, Catholic church changed the bible to read otherwise……People should stop blaming God, man is to blame for all the misfortunes that happen in this world…..remember he turned his back on us for 2000 yrs because we murdered his son……. so stop balming God and have a look at the real world.
Does anyone know if God hates pot smokers? I think i might be one.
Wtf ur not god stupid u are just a person that thinks he/she can talk to god ! Well let me tell u something god looooooooooves us. god thinks about aaaaaaaallllll of our questions carefully and just sometimes just doesn’t answer them. He has the power to do anything but chose to give us freedom because he loves us but because I know He would want me too so I forgive you but that still doesn’t dismiss the fact that you impersonated god I’m feaking 13 and I know that this is soooooooo wrong of you I suggest you shut up before you really start to star something
GOD DOESN’T HATE STUPIDS HE DOESNT