As the All-Powerful and All-Knowing King of the Universe, I, THE ALMIGHTY LORD, am constantly pestered with idiotic questions by My Subjects. Usually I ignore them. But here, on My Blog, I answer their inane questions once monthly. Everyone may ask Me one, and only one, question per month. Make it good!
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Dear Almighty Lord,
as you are the one who has the power to crush all evilness and stupidity, why there is so much sex and stupid horny slut-bitches on tv and internet and all media so even children get educated with such crap?
Oops, that wasn’t the question-window…
I really hate stupid dumb ass people. Do you hate stupid dumb ass people too? I heard that you only like drunk people and idiots. Is that true? Please allow me the grace of your all knowing omnipotence.
Why are you so judgementel? all you do is put down people who dont belive in what you do, its pretty fucking sad that you have to play “God” why dont you go suck a cows dick you fucking jerk off, and I hope all the bad things happen to you and only you.
fuck the jews
I’ve got one…two actually.
I am 2 things that I’ve heard everyone “tell me” God hates.
I’m both apart of the furry fandom, and I’m a raver. Does God hate this stuff, and if so, WHY?!
God hates furries? Why? They aren’t REAL, just a little fantasy thought up in our minds that we think is cool, there’s a whole lot of us in the world (just check DeviantArt, there’s TONS of it.). All it is, is an animal with a human-esque appearance. What’s so wrong with that? I just don’t understand.
2nd, ravers. This one I’ve heard less of, but I’m pretty sure it’s common somewhere. While I’m against some of the drug use (Marijuana is okay with me, doesn’t hurt anyone. Crack, WAY bad.)
Some people say it’s the music he hates. It’s still music. It’s got rhythm, and everything else that defines music (I’ve got about 15 hours of various styles of Techno Music on my computer, so I know my stuff) And raving is just all about fun and relieving stress. Is God against fun? Cause that’s just SICK.
So, is anyone gonna answer me? Cause I’m listening.
When is the end of the world?
Judy
I heard it was December 21, 2012. Damn, 4 days before christmas…
i hate you God, and I wish you had cancer!!…in the head!!
You are a layer, DJ-Bleach!! Just God will know when is the end! idiot!
God was an idea created by people. Or so I’ve heard. If God does exist, I doubt the one hosting this website is the real one. This whole place is bullshit.
And don’t call me an idiot when you can’t even use proper grammar.
haahahahah Sooorry!!!! Iam Brazilian,and Iam learning English!!
eu queria chamá-lo de mentiroso….( LIAR )
ok..ok…Mr.DJ Perfect.
This site is bullshit! You are right!
But……….God exist, believe me …
Oh, whoops? My bad, I didn’t know of your…ethnicity.
Sorry, bad grammar is just one of my buttons.