Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Foolish mortals! Why do you still look for Me here in this desolate realm? Do you not realize that I now have My Own Holy and Divine Website?
Seek, and ye shall find Me at www.StuffGodHates.com.
In Me you trust,
God
Why, God, why?
Haven’t you heard of a thing called hedging or two way betting ? With rapidly dwindling numbers, he finds it hard to live on your pittance donations at the churches. This will give him $$ based on hits on his website by the non believers… which is on the increase…
Dear God,
Nice to see that StuffGodHates.com is alive and well.
I knew you could do it, even with a PC and Norton.
Your enthusiastic toady,
Tony
Big G,
Good to see you expanding the realm and branching the business. My Uncle Rocco and Uncle Luka are getting ready to do something similar with the “Family Business” in Detroit.
Saluta.
Jeremy – Because, wordpress totally sucks ass.
Tony – I had to kill several thousand programmers and raid the Vatican treasury, but it finally got done. Creating a website was much harder than creating the Universe.
Kraig – Saluta.
OH MY GOD.
Why did you leave wordpress God?
Where is God lately?
The Beautiful One,
Are you fucking retarded? The post you are commenting on answers your question. It clearly says to look for Me on stuffgodhates.com.
HOLY SHIT! There really is no limit to human stupidity…
Ah, I see. I’ll reset my feed reader.
I totally don’t deserve redemption at all.
One thing to represent the Almighty and another claiming to be Him. Be careful
>fuck