#47 Rich People

October 6, 2008 by God

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I am the Lord your God. If you be a rich man or woman, I hate your stupid guts and I will punish you for the wealth I have given you. I am the Lord your God.

In My first book I made it quite clear that I hate rich people and all that they represent. Their hearts are greedy – their minds are arrogant – their souls are dumb. Two thousand years ago I said that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Me. And nowadays I tell you it is even more impossible for a rich man to get into Heaven. Adjusted for inflation, now it is easier for a fat lesbian camel high on meth to make it through a complicated Japanese obstacle course than it is for a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Me.

I am the Lord your God. I hate rich people no matter what. No matter how they have earned their wealth – I hate them! I don’t care if they made their money as a professional hitman for Pat Robertson himself – I hate them! They have forgotten Me; they give all the glory of their success to their stupid human brains – I hate them! I am the Lord your God.

But I hear you think; what about all the great leaders from the Bible I blessed with wealth? Is there not a single rich person I love? NO!

King David? Abraham? Job? I used each one of those rich bastards to My advantage; nothing more, nothing less. I punished each one of those chumps with My vicious genital warts smite! Go ahead, look it up.

The rich covet gold above all else, but they will get what they deserve. Be it a sudden gang raping by a roving pack of homeless homosexuals, or just simple bankruptcy and public humiliation; fear not, for I promise you they shall get what they deserve.

Bunch of rich, pompous assholes…think they’re so smart! I tell you it brings Me such sublime joy to crush a rich person down into nothingness. And the vast hordes of banker-bastards and wall street schmucks I have smoten in the last several weeks has brought Me an intense happiness and fulfillment I have not felt since the flood. Why, just today I finished My smite on this one smug super-douchey investment banker I hate. Tonight he became so distraught at losing his job and having his Mercedes repossessed that he shot himself, his wife and his three kids. It was a beautiful thing to see.

If you are reading this and you are a rich person, I warn you: if you wish to avoid eternal damnation and smitation you must give away your ridiculous trinkets and give all your money to Me and cast yourself down into the dregs of the middle class.

I repeat: I command all you rich assholes out there to give Me all your wealth and worldly possessions or else I shall be forced to reach down into your stomach and rip out your intestines through your throat. Well, perhaps not literally – perhaps I will just have you lose your cushy Wall Street job and transform you into some lame Honda salesman in Hackensack, NJ – but at any rate this is what your punishment will feel like to you when it comes.

I am the Lord your God. I tell you there is not a single rich human* on the planet that I do not detest. They are all total a-holes. I am the Lord your God.

* I hate rich humans, but have no problem with rich animals (such as ducks). However, cats filthy rich from crazy-cat-lady inheritance money must be shot on sight. I am the Lord your God.

Posted in People | Tagged Death, God, Rich Assholes | 683 Comments

683 Responses

on October 6, 2008 at 8:07 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Dear God,

I hate those rich fuckers too! I hope their barns get torn down around their ears, and their bushels of wheat rot, and their earmarks turn into herpes sores, and their toxic debt poisons them, and their golden parachutes turn to tin parachutes, and all of John McCain’s cars and houses and planes and elections and shit come crashing down around him just like you did with Job (except that you don’t bless him again afterwards). And I pray those “prosperity doctrine” fuckers get the smiting they richly deserve. I see now that making someone like Bill Gates rich is one of Your great jokes.

So God, thank You for making me so poor…I understand that it is a sign of Your great favor.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:10 am Tony Snow

Amen to that, Father.

Accumulation of wealth, by whatever means, seems to make people forget about their basic need to get along well with one another. It’s a pity that our society considers the pursuit of riches to be not only necessary but also something to be admired. I guess it is Your punishment for rich folks that they turn themselves into such assholes.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:23 am Tom Humes

Nice Site layout for your blog. I am looking forward to reading more from you.

Tom Humes
on October 6, 2008 at 12:27 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Smite them! Or cause a global collapse of our economic system, so the former-rich can work for us po’ folks.

Anyone care to see Paris Hilton charging for what she used to give away?
on October 6, 2008 at 12:55 pm Goddess

the Goddess hates the rich bastids too, but instead of wasting all that energy smiting and revenging…I just made the market fall…(taking small bow)
on October 6, 2008 at 12:58 pm anne johnson

Yeah, what gives? They all say how much they love You, and then they live like sultans. Hackensack is too good for them — I vote for Jersey City.

Note proper capitalization: I agree with God for once!
on October 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

When civilization falls, I’m going to start my own country, Yo Yo Land. Anyone applying for citizinship must reveal income and what they did B.C. (Before Collapse).

Traders and bankers will pull plows in the fields. Lawyers will be lined up and shot.
on October 6, 2008 at 1:55 pm uppity cracka

what about us failed or failing writers, musicians or stand up comedians who drink too much and work in various fileds such as health care and spend most of our time trying to face each other on God’s Divine Blog?? where do we stand in yoyoland?
on October 6, 2008 at 1:55 pm uppity cracka

fields, not fileds.
on October 6, 2008 at 1:59 pm uppity cracka

nun, i understand if you wish to see my bloated corpse drug through the otherwise pristine streets of seattle after i got the seahawks smited last week. oops!
on October 6, 2008 at 2:06 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

cracka, since you, Josh, Nun et al are not rich, you get a free pass to Yoyoland ©. I’m thinking of having all the former rich people lug us around on litters. So pack on a few pounds, make that former junk bonds trader sweat!
on October 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm Josh

Goddess,
Don’t try to take credit for God’s Wall St. smite.
God what about the rich people who you put in power like Creflo Dollar and Pat Robertson?

What about rich people who still love you and give you the 10% or more you deserve for giving them life and allowing them to be rich?
on October 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“failed or failing writers, musicians or stand up comedians ”

Which one are you?
on October 6, 2008 at 2:10 pm uppity cracka

um….kind of all three, i guess.
on October 6, 2008 at 2:11 pm uppity cracka

but, now that i know my failure is actually God’s way of showing me His Divine Favor i’m going to stop trying completely…in all facets of life. finally, an excuse to drop out!!
on October 6, 2008 at 2:13 pm uppity cracka

Your Holy Kickassness,

Thank You for blessing me with barely enough to get by. You’re the best God ever!!

Your uppity servant,
cracka
on October 6, 2008 at 2:34 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I think God hates poor people, too, the lazy gits. So I’m trying to remain middle-class.

Cracka said, “um….kind of all three, i guess.”

Cracka, you are a Renaissance Man of failure!
on October 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm Josh

did anyone else here grow up super poor? I know a lot of people here grew up super religious and the two seem to go hand in hand.
on October 6, 2008 at 2:47 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Not I. A former boss wa poor growing up, he was religious, but not as much as in his youth.
on October 6, 2008 at 2:58 pm uppity cracka

right, yoyo. what else can i fail at? i’ve fucked up everything i can think of. it’s like trying to find a vein on a failure junky, to paraphrase the daily show.

keep the poor people religious, keep the religious people poor…that’s the best way to keep them voting against their own self interest. it’s machiavellian.
on October 6, 2008 at 3:09 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Let’s see, cracka, are you unlucky at love? Family? Anything else we can mention to make your gravatar more unhappy?

“trying to find a vein on a failure junky” Ugh – I’m a part time EMT, I don’t set the IV lines, but help the paramedics. Nasty, sometimes, watching them try to find a vein.

Agreement on your machiavellian statement – let em hope for a better Eternity, so they won’t focus on how Now is screwed up!
on October 6, 2008 at 3:10 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

machiavellian – anne and Nun will be sure to comment on your multi-syllable word.
on October 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm uppity cracka

love? no, good with women…well, at least good at pissing off women. family? no, when they start talking jesus i just pretend to agree and change the subject. let’s see, i’ve always been bad at sobriety. booooooooriiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
on October 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm Benny Blanco

Holy shit! Looks like the Pope really does talk to God too:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7654878.stm

From today’s news!!
on October 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm Evangelist Curtis

Josh, I was raised on a dairy farm. ‘Nough said!

Yo, Can i live in Yoyoland? Will you have a gay ghetto?

Cracka, how are you with video games? Is Dungeons and Dragons your kind of thing?
on October 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm anne johnson

I think keeping poor people religious and religious people poor is more anti-Marxist than Machiavellian.

Grew up poor, clawed way into middle class, holding on by fingernails. And I’m failing as a writer as slowly as some people die of cancer. But I’m gettin it done.
on October 6, 2008 at 3:27 pm Evangelist Curtis

Benny, that’s sobering. Whew, glad I’m Catholic!
on October 6, 2008 at 3:27 pm anne johnson

BTW, God, that is one ugly-assed house you used as an illustration. I just went outside and kissed my front door.
on October 6, 2008 at 3:29 pm anne johnson

Re Benny’s link: Yeah, a guy wearing a gold crown, saying we shouldn’t want to be rich. That’s fuckin rich!
on October 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm Evangelist Curtis

Anne, he also wears Prada.
on October 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm God

Josh – No. I hate them all. I may trick them into thinking I love them so they keep the money flowing, but I smite them all every day and harshly.

Cracka – You are welcome. I am glad you have learned to finally let go and let Me.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:26 pm uppity cracka

yoyo, looks like johnson googled machiavelli. and she’s right, it’s not really all that machiavellian.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm Josh

God,
When is the Catholic Church’s smite coming? As an organization they own more land than enyone else. They also don’t pay taxes.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm uppity cracka

curtis, luckily for me, video games are easy. i am not now, nor have i ever been, the kind of nerd who plays D&D.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:29 pm uppity cracka

as for growing up poor and religious: yeah, pretty much. why are you guys trying to make me think about my fucked up childhood?!

that’s it. i’m going to fly into a bigoted rage!
on October 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Curtis, you are welcome in YoYoLand – I’ll order some track lighting.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Cracka said: “that’s it. i’m going to fly into a bigoted rage!”

Get drunk first.

Very drunk.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm uppity cracka

of course, yoyo, of course.
on October 6, 2008 at 4:42 pm uppity cracka

it’s time to start tailgating for another sound beating on MNF tonight anyway.
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on October 6, 2008 at 4:54 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Speaking of MNF, I hope God smites Tony Kornheiser by making his penis and his tongue fall off. Man, I hate that guy.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm Benny Blanco

The Saints are going to destroy the vikes. Why? The vikings are rich people.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:06 pm uppity cracka

but, the saints are rich, too. wait a minute, due to the big inflatable toilet the vikings play in, they are the lowest revenue team in football. the saints are richer!!! YES!!!!!

i am a charter member of what we call in the little apple “the false hope covenant”. GO WHICHEVER HOME TEAM IS PREPARING TO DISAPPOINT US AGAIN!!!

shut up, ben.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:07 pm uppity cracka

kornheiser overestimates his own wit and intelligence…much like bill maher. for once, i agree with both nun and johnson. but, i’m still going to date rape them.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:08 pm anne johnson

I hate Tony Kornheiser too. I wonder how God feels about him.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:09 pm anne johnson

cracka, I haven’t been on a date in years. Mr. Johnson keeps me locked in a tower.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

How did Cracka know that Anne hates Kornheiser before Anne said she did?? Did I miss Anne hating him earlier?
on October 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I want to know why wordpress hates me, damn it!!

I want to know why I can’t post links but Ben and Cracka can!!

Why, wordpress?? WHY??

I wish wordpress had an emoticon that illustrated somebody falling to their knees and ripping their hair out.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:20 pm uppity cracka

no, ‘stuff anne hates’ included bill maher. smoggy FACED her on the confess comments.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:24 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Nun, try (and this is sacreligious) a different name, like Nun2. If WordPress’s hate is filtered on names, not IP address, you may be able to post links.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:34 pm Cordelia Wetspot

Testing wordpress’ hate for me…
on October 6, 2008 at 5:35 pm Cordelia Wetspot

Son of a fucking whore… I wonder if it’s my name or my email…

pardon me while I post retard style
on October 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

testing and posting retard style
on October 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

one last test retard style
on October 6, 2008 at 5:38 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

It’s fucking Yahoo!! What the fuck!?! Damn you, Yahoo. DAMN YOU!!

Yo,

Many thanks for the advice.

God,

You see this?? It’s fucking Yahoo. Smite Yahoo, God. Smite them good!!
on October 6, 2008 at 5:41 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t like the gravatar that goes with this email. Is that a joint or a tooth?
on October 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm uppity cracka

joint, definitely.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:51 pm Josh

Nun,
your new gravatar looks like a dude.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:52 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wish the eyes were bloodshot. That’d be a wicked cool gravatar if that was a joint and the eyes were bloodshot.
on October 6, 2008 at 5:53 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

more testing retard style
on October 6, 2008 at 5:54 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

that gravatar makes me smile
on October 6, 2008 at 5:56 pm Tony Snow

GRAVATAR
on October 6, 2008 at 5:56 pm Tony Snow

WAVATAR
on October 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm Tony Snow

See the difference?
on October 6, 2008 at 5:59 pm Tony Snow

It’s all in the wrist
on October 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm uppity cracka

fuck it. i’m voting for nader.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Testing…
on October 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

http://www.yahoo.com
on October 6, 2008 at 6:21 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I wonder how many gravatars are available, and how can I select the one I like?
on October 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

fuck it, I’m shooting nader.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm Bloodvork

What part of getting through that Japanese obstacle course is unfavorable to lesbian camels?
on October 6, 2008 at 6:23 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

lesbian camels?
on October 6, 2008 at 6:29 pm uppity cracka

bloodvork!!!!! our favorite parasite returns!!! hey, bloodvork, ben still hasn’t shut up.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:37 pm Benny Blanco

YO YO you obviously did not read the article. you douche.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:37 pm Benny Blanco

and I will NEVER shutsup./ !@#$^!#$^!
on October 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm Tony Snow

Yo Yo

WAVATARS are generated at random by wordpress, one for each e-mail address (doesn’t have to be real). Keep trying and keep track of which email address goes with which wavatar.

GAVATARS are your own artwork from an account at gravatar.com, one for each real e-mail address you have.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:51 pm Tony Snow

That’s GRAVATAR with too R’s
on October 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

You American bastards!!! In the global village your country is the rich bitch that shat on everyone for years. And Noo Zillund is the little shit shining shoes on the street corner, watching his pennies, not expecting too much, trying to save for his old age, while watching you cruise past in your limo and spray mud all over him. Now God smites America for her arrant greed and what happens–NZ catches it too. Our FIRST fiscal deficit in TEN YEARS and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!

Yours in friendship
Smoggy

PS Please note that Anne Johnson was smited on ‘Confess’ and is now officially a life member of the 700Club:
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/confess/#comment-12204
I believe it would be wise to address her as ClubberJohnson or 700Annie or similar until the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY decrees otherwise.
on October 6, 2008 at 6:59 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Thanks for the education on wavatars and gravatars, Tony. Any idea on why my links are routed to a moderation queue if I use my yahoo address?
on October 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm Bloodvork

I’m not a parasite, I’m a scavenger.

Bloodvarks are not capable of extracting blood from any living being on their own.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Shut up, Benny.

Tony, why aren’t they called ‘Avatars’?
on October 6, 2008 at 7:08 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Nun–you’ve gone … pink! You’re not a pinko are you?

I know! You’re a reincarnation of Ethel Rosenberg [gasp]!
on October 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm Benny Blanco

Yo Yo doesn’t read God’s posts! He’s just here for the witty banter.

God, please smite this weirdo.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm anne johnson

Sorry, Smoggy, they aren’t taking the bait. And oh, how that must hurt!
on October 6, 2008 at 7:33 pm anne johnson

You use a Yahoo address, Nun? So do I! I don’t have any other connection to WordPress either.

I’m sensing a conspiracy against Nun.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm Tony Snow

Yo Yo

I think avatar is a generic term, like the lowercase god.
As opposed to specific deities like God or Allah.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:42 pm uppity cracka

how do guys get your blood then, bloody?
on October 6, 2008 at 7:44 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

cracka, I believe he beats the crap out of Benny, then catchs what oozes out.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:44 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Ahh, I see. Thanks Tony.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:45 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘wavatars and gravatars’ – sounds like something out of Star Trek.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:47 pm Tony Snow

Nun,

Some of my links have posted instantly, others took hours, so I’m not sure how the moderation thing works. I think God wants to make that one of His mysteries.
on October 6, 2008 at 7:50 pm Charlie Manson

Money is Your God

http://fromspahnranch.wordpress.com/2008/09/28/a-recent-statement-by-charles-manson-on-his-doctrine-of-atwa/
on October 6, 2008 at 7:53 pm Tony Snow

God works in mysterious ways
on October 6, 2008 at 7:56 pm CrookedHalo

God, what do you plan to do with the money (providing that people actually give you their money and worldly possessions)?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:02 pm CrookedHalo

What about Leona Helmsley’s dog? Didn’t it inherit $12 million or something?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm Baal

You fools will regret putting a false god on your money.

When the System Lords return to power, you will all be my slaves!
on October 6, 2008 at 8:12 pm CrookedHalo

Didn’t SG-1 take care of you and all of your clones, Baal?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:13 pm CrookedHalo

Saaaay, Baal, you weren’t as over-the-top, over-egoed, and over-dressed as Apophis, Ra, et al. You need to get with the Go’auld Program!
on October 6, 2008 at 8:29 pm Benny Blanco

shutup, Baal.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm Josh

is baal K Fed’s brother?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm Josh

100?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:34 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You fucker, Josh.

I didn’t want 100, I just thought this would be a good time to call you a ‘fucker’.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:34 pm uppity cracka

fucking josh.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t like my wavatar. I like my spikey wavatar. Damn you, wordpress!!
on October 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm anne johnson

Yeah, Josh, it’s really retarded to seek out those century numbers.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Cracka is a weiner
on October 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

That’s what happens when your email addy is ‘fuckyouwordpress’… heh
on October 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm Baal

The Stargate pop culture reference is just a way of tweaking your interest. I was running things in the Fertile Crescent for millenia Before the stupid fucking Christian Era.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm anne johnson

I like your spikey wavatar too, Nun! Come on over to my place. We’ll have a few drinks, fix this damn wordpress problem you’re having, and then go to the Grayhound station and pick up a few sailors.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Cracka isn’t gonna be there, is he?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm CrookedHalo

Careful with Greyhound. There was a beheading recently.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm Baal

anne johnson,

Why no link to SGH on your website? Afraid your fairy friends might find out that you just come over here to talk dirty?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm CrookedHalo

Nun, you look mahvellous in green.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm uppity cracka

i’ve got a sailor outfit. all kinds of disguises. you’ll never know it’s me until you wake up in a pool of spiddle and snot. hahahahahaha!!!!
on October 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm uppity cracka

you know what are really nice? boobs. it’s weird that they’re so lovely because, if you think about, they’re just fat and tissue in a bag of skin.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Does anybody know if God can see the email addresses we’re using?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Thanks, cracka, for spoiling breasts for me. ;(
on October 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I hope so… maybe He’ll get a Divine Chuckle from some of these fake addresses I’ve created.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm Josh

oh course he can Nun. He can see you’re email address and your IP address. And since he is God He can also see you when you take a shit.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:54 pm anne johnson

Hey Baal, up yours. That’s the last time I’ll ever defend you on my web site. God’s my friend on Facebook. He seems content with that.

And as a matter of fact, I am serious at my site about matters of religious freedom. And I do come here to talk dirty. All seven Carlins at you, mo fo.
on October 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I love Sarah Silverman!!
on October 6, 2008 at 8:57 pm uppity cracka

are you also serious about the fairies?
on October 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Josh, can He see me when I’m sleeping? Does He know when I’m awake?
on October 6, 2008 at 9:02 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

anne drinks Tab! Bleah. Ah, well, it’s better than Moxie.

Too bad about Grandma Johnson – it’s enough for me to wish Karma existed.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

He also watches me when I masturbate, Josh. That makes me hot and makes my self-satisfying ventures much more arousing. I love God with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns!!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:05 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Anne’s Facebook profile should be off limits in terms of heckling her.

Fuck!! I forgot the reason for my spazalistic posting and have been forgetting to add a link.

I love Sarah Silverman!!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:05 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Hmmm…Nun, compare our W/Gravatars: Looks like ‘during’ and ‘after’, in your bedroom.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:05 pm anne johnson

1. I am serious about fairies.

2. I drink TaB to excess.

3. I can’t believe I misspelled Greyhound.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:06 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Anne’s Facebook profile should be off limits in terms of heckling her.
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Fuck!! I forgot the reason for my spazalistic posting and have been forgetting to add a link.

I love Sarah Silverman!!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:06 pm uppity cracka

that’s cool. watching a girl pleasure herself is almost as good as violating her unconscious body.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:07 pm anne johnson

Cracka, please don’t fuck with your g/w/m/avatar. It suits you perfectly.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:10 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I can’t post links with a hotmail addy either.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:11 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“watching a girl pleasure herself is almost as good as violating her unconscious body.”

Cracka, what do you do all day at work?
on October 6, 2008 at 9:13 pm anne johnson

Nun, I was able to follow your link. Stuff Anne Hates: Sarah Silverman. No shit, she once hit on Mr. Johnson … it’s a long story.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:13 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Fuck, I can’t remember what address I used to get the purple octogon. Which is better… purple octogon or blue octogon?
on October 6, 2008 at 9:13 pm anne johnson

Nooooooo! The little sunny blue one!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

That’s because it wasn’t hotmail, Anne. My hotmail is waiting in a moderation queue… along with a few others. I hate wordpress.

Seriously? Before or after she was involved with Kimmel?
on October 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm anne johnson

Does this mean that when you use your cutest avatar you can’t link, and when you use these impostor avatars you can? Fuck computers to hell.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm uppity cracka

um…nothing. well, i mean i do stuff…uh…um…uh…i don’t violate anybody if that’s what you’re thinking. that would be weird.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m awful partial to this guy… he’s a cutie… I guess I’ll use this one for most of my posts…
on October 6, 2008 at 9:15 pm anne johnson

They were once at a poker party together out in L.A. Everyone wants Mr. Johnson, needless to say.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:15 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

… and this one when I actually want my links to get attention…
on October 6, 2008 at 9:16 pm anne johnson

Yay! Sunny Nunny! Seriously my fave. But don’t think I’m gay or anything. Then again, you sure are cute. I could be persuaded.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

If you rub the area that is between my southern most tips, you’ll excite me. Just sayin’.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

FUCK!!

These southern most tips.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:21 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I like you spiky too nun. you look like a happy little piece of lint.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:25 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

When I want to post links, I’ll have to be sad. That sucks major butthole. Stupid wordpress.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:33 pm uppity cracka

i’ve been reading a lot lately. trying to prepare for a debate i’ve agreed to have with a conservative friend of mine (not socially conservative—i don’t befriend them, i just call them family). anyway, point is-my brain hurts. i think i covered all the talking points he’s going ot throw at me. we’ve agreed that the loser has to vote for the other one’s guy. so, this is important to me. i have the advantage of using the internet to fact check his right wing cliches. you guys got any good lines to throw at him? i mean besides, “why are you so fucking stupid?”

it’s like an 80s montage at my house…the time lapsed scenes of the guy doing various exercises while a crappy power ballad plays over the top. except replace the working out with reading, and the bad music with good music. so, maybe it’s nothing at all like that.

my vote is on the line, people!!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:38 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Have you contacted the local Democrat political machine? They might have some literature.

I’ve been thinking about the bailout – it really doesn’t fix the underlying problems. Now my head hurts, and I wonder what my sons will inherit when they grow up.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:40 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

The bailout doesn’t fix anything. The economy will still crumble.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Sadly, agreement. YoYoLand is taking applications.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:44 pm CrookedHalo

Uppity, voting is private. You can alter the arrangement then.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:48 pm uppity cracka

it’s on the honor system, you dishonorable worm!!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm anne johnson

I don’t even know the right wing talking points. My husband is a shop steward for his union … that should say it all about how we vote at Chateau Johnson.

But take heart, Cracky! That wingnut can’t follow you into the booth. It doesn’t matter if you don’t live in a battleground state. But I wouldn’t put my vote on the line right now for love or money. Maybe for sex, but I don’t live in a battleground state.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm anne johnson

There’s no friggin honor in this election, Cracka. Vote your heart.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:51 pm CrookedHalo

The Republicans stole the last two elections. Honor, shmoner.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:51 pm CrookedHalo

And besides, I am not a worm.
on October 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm anne johnson

Yeah. They’re trying to do the same shit now. Two years ago the Republican candidate for senate in MD recruited homeless people from Philly to take a bus ride down to Baltimore and stand around polling places looking scary. Cracka, VOTE YOUR HEART!
on October 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm anne johnson

I’m not a worm either, but I think I’ll go eat one.
on October 6, 2008 at 10:05 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

cracka–I agree. If there was such a thing as honor McCain wouldn’t have chosen Palin. You should surely defeat him anyway–but as long as you’ve been true to yourself you should declare it a win.

Still, the key has to be the economy, nothing else matters now. Everything is contingent on getting the US economy out of its death spiral (war, health, education, taxes you name it)

And who does McCain have in his corner? Phil Gramm who thinks people destroyed by economic failure are whiners. And in his background McCain has the Keating scandal. He was front and center at the most shameful deception of ordinary people in US financial history before this year. Under McCain you’ll get more of the same, or worse. Under Obama, you’ll get calm, measured, responsible and considered financial management. It’s a simple stark choice–the other talking points are so much fluff.

Abortion? People plunged into poverty will abort more babies. Health? People who lose jobs and homes are more depressed, suicidal, prone to illness. Overcrowding causes more disease. Crime: desperate people commit more crimes to feed families and out of anger and resentment. IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE ECONOMY. And Obama will be safer, saner and more interested in sustainability.
on October 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm Benny Blanco

Cracka – I say this with the utmost respect, but that is seriously the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

How the fuck?#@$ Let’s say you lose, you’re actually gonna trust your friend to vote for Obama? What are you, some kind of naive liberal??
on October 6, 2008 at 10:38 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Benny took the words right out of my hands.

He is a cracka, Ben, that should explain his idiocy. I’m so ashamed of my white skin.
on October 6, 2008 at 11:15 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God,

Do You have a favorite country? I am thinking of fleeing the country I was born into and wondered if there was a particular country that You would like to see Your followers descend on?
on October 6, 2008 at 11:21 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

More retardala posting… sorry, folks…

First, Graham Norton is one of my very most favorite faves but the real gem here is at approximately 1:30.

In part III, they call German lesbian bars. WooHoo!!
on October 6, 2008 at 11:23 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

More retardala posting… sorry, folks… and God. Please don’t smite me, Lord.

First, Graham Norton is one of my very most favorite faves but the real gem here is at approximately 1:30.

In part III, they call German lesbian bars. WooHoo!!
on October 6, 2008 at 11:27 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m so fucking confused. That is a hotmail address, a fake one and the link shows up. So, my hotmail account doesn’t work. My yahoo account doesn’t work. My gmail account works and this fake hotmail account works. Basically, all my fake addys work but the real ones don’t with the exception of google. wordpress and God hate me.

Nice looking wavatar though… what do you guys think?
on October 6, 2008 at 11:31 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

More retardala posting… sorry, folks…
on October 6, 2008 at 11:35 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Ha–GA saying “lick my clit”–if only.

I like that wavatar Nun–my favorite, even better than your blue spiky lint. It’s the strong background that does it.

Mention of GA reminds me, where has Zeus got to?
on October 6, 2008 at 11:36 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

testing and spamming God’s Holy Blog… I hate doing this, He’s going to kick my ass.
on October 6, 2008 at 11:41 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I love the way she says it with a German accent. Watch the one where they call the bars and the shit Norton has her say. I love them both. I wonder if either one of them loves the chiba.
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.
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Man, it’s going to be hard remembering a fake email address when I delete my cookies. At least people can still rub the spot between my two most southern tips with this wavatar.

Rub my spot, Smoggy!! DO IT NOW!!
on October 6, 2008 at 11:49 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wish this wavatar wasn’t pink though. Pink is a stupid color for girlie-girls, flamers and brain-damaged preppies. Blech.
on October 7, 2008 at 12:09 am Smoggy Batzrubble

don’t worry about being pink nun–I gave your little pointy bits a secret rub and you turned an alluring shade of violet (um, and then I think you squirted)
on October 7, 2008 at 12:16 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Nun loves big balls…

and I would so fuck that guy.
on October 7, 2008 at 12:19 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Smoggy,

You, sir, are a pervert! You can rub my southernly points anytime you want.
on October 7, 2008 at 12:38 am Smoggy Batzrubble

yippee…I’ll go find my umbrella
on October 7, 2008 at 1:08 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

lol… wtf…
on October 7, 2008 at 1:33 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

This chick says “oh my god” the first time she falls. I’ll bet Bridgette would have read Leviticus to her if she’d been there.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:42 am Smoggy Batzrubble

My kids are addicted to wipeout–they never miss it. The sucker punch wall is almost as good as one of God’s smitings.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:47 am anne johnson

Is it too late for me to help Cracka? Cuz I’m gonna look up the research now.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:52 am anne johnson

Okay. I may look 27, but I’m actually older. So I stink at links. But here’s the key words:

Ronnie Polaneczky
Michael Steele
Philadelphia Daily News
2006

Steele’s campaign paid homeless people from Philadelphia to ride a bus to Baltimore on election day 2006. They were told to “hand out fliers” at the polling places in 100 percent Democratic Baltimore.

Sorry I can’t do better for ya Cracka. If you need to have some squirrels dressed and fried, this hillbilly gal is up to that.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:53 am anne johnson

Cracka’s probably as drunk as I am, which is not good news for the liberal contingent.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:57 am jello

Dear God

Dude you totally suck for not forgiving me when I confessed my sins and everything. Well if that the way your going to be like that then I have a few other things I’d like to get of my chest. And these are all about how I became a rich bastard, ahahaha.

1. Selling braille bibles to poor blind school children in Gary, Indiana, Japanese braille bibles.

2. Publishing Richard Dawkin’s “The God Delusion”.

3. Auctioning of pieces of the true cross on eBay which, were in fact, the charred remains of a missionary.

Hey, If I’m going to Hell I may as well go in style.
on October 7, 2008 at 2:17 am Smoggy Batzrubble

You’re not doing it right Jello. Those pussy things won’t bother God anymore than flies bother Australians. God’s greatest anger is reserved for sexual misdemeanors. Let me help you.

God, Jello became a rich bastard (ahahaha) by:

1. Selling his body to rich white men in Gary, Indiana, and letting them do double anal on him.

2. Publishing Paris Hilton’s home-made porn, and offering it at cut-rates to abstinence-only virgins.

3. Auctioning off his wife and daughters eBay and saying they were in fact the virgin slaves of a missionary.

There, you see, that will get you really smited. And if you got yourself a sex change to become a large breasted women, and had your amputated nuts turned into communion wafers, you’d be well on the way to the hottest room in hell.
on October 7, 2008 at 2:30 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

This is probably why I love aliens…
on October 7, 2008 at 2:41 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

http://www.drunkensquirrel.net/v/1105

SNAP
on October 7, 2008 at 2:47 am Pissedoffjew

This is why I love you G. Hang Bill Gates by the balls.
Amen.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:36 am Smoggy Batzrubble

NUN!…this is your friend Smoggy here…don’t refill the glass! Instead, put the cap on the bottle, put the bottle in the cupboard, turn off the computer, use the bathroom, brush your teeth and…

GO…TO…BED!

(if you’re sober enough, you can use your buzzy wee friend before visiting sleepy-dream-land)
on October 7, 2008 at 4:23 am God

Uppity Cracka,

You are welcome.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:24 am It is decreed that

The first rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Warren Buffett with $62.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:25 am It is decreed that...

The second rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Carlos Slim Helu with $60.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:25 am It is decreed that...

The third rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
William Gates III with $58.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:26 am It is decreed that...

The fourth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Lakshmi Mittal with $45.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:28 am It is decreed that...

The fifth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Mukesh Ambani with $43.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:29 am It is decreed that...

The sixth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Anil Ambani with $42.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:29 am It is decreed that...

The seventh rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Ingvar Kamprad with $31.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:29 am It is decreed that...

The eighth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
KP Singh with $30.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:30 am It is decreed that...

The ninth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Oleg Deripaska with $28.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:30 am It is decreed that...

The tenth rich bastard to go to the smiting wall will be:
Karl Albrecht with $27.0 billion
on October 7, 2008 at 5:31 am It is decreed that...

The 5,678,922nd rich bastard to go to the smiting well will be:
Smoggy Batzrubble with seven sheep
on October 7, 2008 at 5:31 am Smoggy Batzrubble

…sob…
on October 7, 2008 at 5:33 am It is decreed that...

I meant “smiting WALL”
on October 7, 2008 at 5:38 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Oh God, please do not smite YOUR servant Smoggy. I will get rid of all my sheep I promise (except for the young one with the firm teets)…sob…
on October 7, 2008 at 5:41 am Specialist Smiting Angel

Fear not, Smoggy Batzrubble,

the Almighty Destroyer has heard Your prayer and sent me to reassure you that this is a long list and we are only averaging a few smites an hour. It will be a few hundred years before we get to you.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:42 am Smoggy Batzrubble

You mean you’re not going to smite me for my wealth for a few hundred years?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:42 am Specialist Smiting Angel

correct…we have bigger fish to smite first
on October 7, 2008 at 5:43 am Smoggy Batzrubble

…and I won’t die until you get around to smiting me?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:44 am Specialist Smiting Angel

CORRECT!

Weren’t you listening? Are you as stupid as your name?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:46 am Smoggy Batzrubble

…even if I lived a life of sin and debauchery, and had orgies, and virgins, and did anal and all that stuff you wouldn’t smite me?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:47 am Specialist Smiting Angel

I DON’T INTEND TO SMITE YOU FOR A FEW HUNDRED YEARS!

BUT ASK ME ONE MORE FUCKING QUESTION AND I’LL MAKE A FUCKING EXCEPTION AND SMITE YOU FOR BEING AN IGNORANT NEW ZEALAND FUCKWIT!!
on October 7, 2008 at 5:48 am Smoggy Batzrubble

sorry…sorry…I promise I won’t bother you anymore.

..I’ve got some hookers to ring…
on October 7, 2008 at 5:49 am Specialist Smiting Angel

Good, no more need to be said.

Oh…and Batzrubble…
on October 7, 2008 at 5:50 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Yes Specialist Smiting Angel?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:50 am Specialist Smiting Angel

Congratulations on getting the 200th post.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:51 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

FACE!!

God,

What technique did Cracka use when he kissed Your Heavenly Ass? I would like to know so my Seahawks can win too.

Way to make them think You were going to take the win away from them, though. You Devious Deity, You.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:52 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

aww… fuck. I was too slow in my posting.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:53 am Smoggy Batzrubble

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!

This blog is so boring when all the Americans are asleep. I feel like I’m talking to myself!

Smoggy is going home.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:55 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Don’t you sleep Nun?
on October 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm Benny Blanco

YoYo – disregard this comment.

holy crap, God changed his post again. new picture, and he added in an entire new paragraph next to scrooge. God, how many times do you alter reality on earth and we just don’t know it? is that why some people feel like a girl trapped inside a man’s body? because 5 minutes ago they were a girl in another reality and you changed it? thanks.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm anne johnson

Don’t blame sleeping Americans for talking to yourself, Smoggy. We all know you did it before you found this blog.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm anne johnson

Yeah, God. I didn’t covet the ugly-assed house. But that boat, well … I would like to have that. Lead me not into temptation.
on October 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wonder if that’s God’s yacht. Come on, we all know He has one.

God is a Divine Conundrum, Ben. He works in mysterious ways. Note He has given this blog a mortal timestamp as if He lived in Morocco or some crazy shit like that yet He pays enough attention to American Football to let Cracka’s Vikings win.

Saints should have won that game though.
on October 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm uppity cracka

God-188.

thanks for changing Your Infinite Mind about smiting the vikings.
I knew that was you, Sir!! my buddies were all, ‘antoine winfield is the man’ and ‘we deserve a lucky win’ and ‘this is payback for the indy game’…but, i knew better. “heathens!! knowest thou not that this is the work of the One True God?!!! knowest thou not that God’s Divine Blog is the only way to pray for such merciful favors?!!!!!!!

seriously though, how did they win and who punts to reggie bush three times in a row?
on October 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm God

Cracka – It took all of My Infinite Powers to give that victory to your woeful Viking football team. Their coach is an idiot. I hand to rewind reality several times and retry to give them that 3-point win. It wasn’t easy. But you deserve it.
on October 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm uppity cracka

thank You, oh Mighty One. our coach’s idiocy is a subject of much concern and bewilderment here. but i place my faith in You, Master.

Amen.
on October 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm anne johnson

Cracka, I emerged from my Valium haze long enough last evening to leave you a few links for your debate with the devil. Find at #180.

The fairies told me to do this for you.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm uppity cracka

so, baltimore really is like they say it is on ‘the wire’? that’s good to know. maybe i’ll move to baltimore.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm Benny Blanco

she doesn’t live in baltimore…i thought she said she lives in south jersey. which makes her a rich! burn her!
on October 7, 2008 at 3:31 pm uppity cracka

the story, benny, #180. fuck, you know what? shut up, nebiliah.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm Benny Blanco

oh ok. yeah. don’t waste your vote cracka, no matter the outcome of that debate. vote for kucinich.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm uppity cracka

shit. the debate’s in the bag. this state is already going obama. so, i’m voting nader to voice my opinion that our country needs a third party to gain power soon or we will never rise above this base level political dialogue and inaction.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm uppity cracka

anyway, that’s the real me.

cracka says: vote mccain or the mexicans will steal your job!!!
on October 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm Josh

south jersey rich? where do you get these stereotypes from? Camden is south jersey, once the murder capital of the US. Camden is more like the Wire’s Baltimore than Baltimore.

God,
I try not to ask You for much, but I am up for a pretty important job. It does not pay a lot, as You already know, but it would be great for my career. Can I please have Your blessing, and get the job? If I get it I can bring more attention to Your divine blog.

You humble servant,
Josh
on October 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Your career will probably never bring you big money unless you decide to go the route of Carlos Mencia and suck somebody’s cock.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm uppity cracka

josh is willing to do whatever God asks of him, nun. now, for josh’s educational benefit, please describe your technique in careful detail, step by step, don’t leave anything out.

damn, i’m original.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’d much rather show Josh in the flesh. That way he gets hands on training and you don’t get a free show. Pervert.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm Josh

Nun,
Rock and Chappelle have made it big, I mean Chappelle did kinda “emulate” Tony Woods, but Rock did it all with his own style. Granted he had some of the best luck in the business (not discounting his hard work) to get him into the spot light.

I just keep at it, work hard, and hopefully God will bless me.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm Benny Blanco

you sure are! a heh heh…
on October 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm God

Josh – I will grant your request, for you have long been a humble and faithful servant unto Me. Bless you.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Rock and Chappelle were blessed by God. I wish you only the best. You know better than any of us how hard it is to get a break in that industry.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hey, God. Why the hate on the Seahawks? What did I do to You, God?

Besides the whole yelling at the Almighty thing from last week. And besides the fact that I have mucho sex without being married. And besides the fact that I have evil cats. And besides the fact that I’m a woman with a vagina.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm Josh

Thank you God Almighty!!!

Nun,
On a related note (since you brought up Mencia and sucking cock) in NYC there are some ladies who will suck your dick for stage time!!! How crazy is that. Some on the women will fuck you too if they think it will give them opportunities. It’s that serious out here.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm uppity cracka

i think you left out your free fellatio lessons.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm Benny Blanco

Hmm….way to go Josh. i guess using your full tongue on God’s balls works. Gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble!
on October 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Ben is just jealous because God hates him.

I made a very early venture into the entertainment industry and realized very quickly that it wasn’t what I wanted to do with my life. People think it’s dog-eat-dog in their careers but they have no idea.
on October 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm Josh

Oh Ben Passmore,
Haven’t you been reading the divine blog? God wants us to kis His ass, that’s what the Bible is all about. And rightfully so. He gave us life. A little ass kissing is in order.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm uppity cracka

pretty much.

God, have i told you lately that you’re the best God EVER?!!!
on October 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm anne johnson

Josh:

re #232, thank you for pointing that out. I live just outside Camden.

And good luck with your job prospects. Don’t forget to thank God profusely if it works out. He has a big ego.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm Josh

Anne,
you live just outside Camden? and you’re white? and you’re still alive?
on October 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm anne johnson

My Druid Gods and Goddesses would help Josh without any need for affirmation or payment. Just saying.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm anne johnson

Josh, I teach kids from Camden. Granted it’s a magnet school. But I love them, even the ones who give me shit.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm uppity cracka

this is what’s wrong with our education system right here; instead of teaching kids that the world is 6,000 yrs old and america is everybody’s favorite, we’re teaching them that fairies get mad and untie your shoe laces.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm anne johnson

Lately I’ve been laid up at home. But I’m not particularly afraid of Camden. I’m not a cop or a snitch, I’m an aging white woman who’s clearly not in the chips. The people in Camden have been pretty nice to me. It was the same in Detroit, mostly.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm anne johnson

Cracka, do you think I’d be dumb enough to talk about fairies around my students? SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE! It’s a public school. NO RELIGION ALLOWED.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm anne johnson

I did ask them once how many of them believed that God created the world in six days. Half of them raised their hands. I let it drop. I wasn’t teaching biology … thank the fairies.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm Josh

snitches get stitches
on October 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I’ve decided to buy stock in Ramen noodles and Campbell’s Soup. Both are cheap foods, we’ll see more consumption of them as the economy circles the drain.

Anyone got other stock tips?
on October 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Take up an illegal trade.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“Take up an illegal trade.”

I lost money on the male prostitute trade.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm anne johnson

Wegman’s. How far and wide are these damn stores stretching now? Anyone here seen a Wegman’s? It’s like a Home Depot for food. I don’t shop there, can’t afford it, but when I drive by the parking lot is packed.
on October 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm anne johnson

#258: So how did that work, Yo Yo? You blew money on advertising and didn’t get any business? Or you had to offer refunds to dissatisfied customers?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

anne: Both!

One customer paid by check, I complained, “Hey, this is just the stub!” “Tit for tat” was the reply.

(Josh & Cracka, yeah, it’s another dusty joke from the vault.)
on October 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm Josh

my opinion of Anne has changed, before I thought she was just a wackadoo who believed in fairies.
but i respect anyone who would go into Camden to teach kids, being a teacher is hard enough, but going to Camden to do it is a big risk. try not to get shanked Anne.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm catmantoad

Invest in dogfood
We’ll all be eating it next year
Jim Cramer says so
on October 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Never seen or heard of Wegman’s up here.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:07 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Paganism is a curious religion based on nature. We all shouldn’t be so quick to judge. My ma, the one who married a baptist pastor is now a pagan who believes in dragons. She might be a bit daft but she also might have a more open mind than I.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm Benny Blanco

catmantoad is Baal? Aaiieeee!!
on October 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm Benny Blanco

Baal looks a lot like Christiane Bale.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm Baal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal_(demon)
on October 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I think Baal looks a little like Orlando Bloom. Who’s the cutie with the distinguished profile, Baal?
on October 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm Bloodvork

Despite being created by a government with an obviously Christian agenda, most bloodvarks ended up being Wiccan.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm Baal

Nun,

You must be thinking of Cliff Simon, the hunky South African athlete / actor. He looks a lot like me.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm anne johnson

Baal is God’s first-born. Baal’s mom — God’s ex — is Asherah. I’m not making this stuff up. It’s what the archeologists have found out from Canaanite digs.

Josh, I don’t worry about getting shanked. I actually think I’m safer in a Camden magnet school than in some of the all-white high schools that are full of quiet psychopaths.
on October 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm Evangelist Curtis

Baal is God’s first born??!!?? The BVM isn’t going to be too happy about that!!
on October 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Bloodvork, which government? Or is that a secret?
on October 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm Benny Blanco

the American one, duh.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Still no help – the government we all see and (fnord) fear, or the dark, secret government, that we feel and (fnord) fear? (fnord)
on October 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm uppity cracka

what does fnord mean?
on October 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Shut up, Benny.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

cracka, here’s a good reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord
on October 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm uppity cracka

shut up, ben-neb-nebiliah-mccain-benny-nebby-benjamin-dead ben-raped and almost dead ben-blanco.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

cracka, here’s something from wikipedia:

Fnord is the typographic representation of disinformation or irrelevant information intending to misdirect, with the implication of a conspiracy. The word was coined as a nonsensical term with religious undertones in the Discordian religious text Principia Discordia (1965) by Kerry Thornley and Greg Hill, but was popularized by The Illuminatus! Trilogy (1975) of satirical conspiracy fiction novels by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.

In these novels, the interjection “fnord” is given hypnotic power over the unenlightened. Under the Illuminati program, children, while still in grade school, are taught to be unable to consciously see the word “fnord”. For the rest of their lives, every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of uneasiness and confusion, and prevents rational consideration of the subject.

So, our government is injecting the word everywhere, causing us to feel uneasiness, and thus keep us under control.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“To see the fnords means to be unaffected by the supposed hypnotic power of the word or, more loosely, of other fighting words. The phrase “I have seen the fnords” was famously graffitied on a railway bridge (known locally as Anarchy Bridge) between Earlsdon and Coventry (U.K.) city centre throughout the 1980s and 1990s, until the bridge was upgraded. The bridge and the phrase were mentioned in the novel A Touch of Love by Jonathan Coe. Fnord was also graffitied all over the state of Maine and New England.”[1]

I dunno why they said Maine and New England – last I checked, we’re part of New England.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

STFU, Ben-Her.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:45 pm uppity cracka

that’s ridiculous.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:45 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m so freaked out right now and I don’t even know why.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:46 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

See? SEE? It works!
on October 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

What’s ridiculous? Maine/NE? Fnord?
on October 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm uppity cracka

yup.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm uppity cracka

yoyo, do you talk like that old guy in pet sematary?
on October 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Now you understand why my wavatar looks so frightened.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’M FREAKIN’ OUT!!
on October 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm uppity cracka

haha! i guess i do!
on October 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

quick nun…change into one of your relaxed wavatars
on October 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm uppity cracka

nun can’t find her spare batteries
on October 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

We always laugh when we see actors trying to a Maine accent – I suppose any region does the same. “Murder, She Wrote” was one of the worst offenders.

Got to go, til tomorrow.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

P.S. I went to college, most of my accent drifted south, to my chagrin. Now I sound like I’m from below Bawston.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

go and fnord yourself
on October 7, 2008 at 6:55 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Ayuh
on October 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

You think you’ve got accent problems yo mama — I swallow my vowels, speak in a flat nasal tone, don’t finish words with hard consonants and come from the land of the “high rising terminal”

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
on October 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm Evangelist Curtis

Yo – interesting lesson on “fnord”. I’m going to start using that term.

Cracka, you forgot to tell Pirate McCain to STFU. Arrr! or whatever.
on October 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm Josh

huh?
on October 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm Evangelist Curtis

Damn. I wasn’t even paying attention. Nice job, Josh.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:00 pm Evangelist Curtis

Yo doesn’t know what “south” sounds like. Try being a hillbilly from Appalachia. Even Tennesseans make fun of me.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm Bloodvork

Cracka – “yoyo, do you talk like that old guy in pet sematary?”

You mean the judge from My Cousin Vinny?
on October 7, 2008 at 7:04 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

My wavatar and Curtis’ wavatar are twins.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:05 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Curtis has the stoned wavatar.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

nice catch josh
on October 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm Evangelist Curtis

Nun, that’s actually ironic seeing how much you love your sweet chiba, isn’t it?
on October 7, 2008 at 7:13 pm Evangelist Curtis

Since we’re twins now, do we have that spooky psychic thing going for us or at least a secret language that only you and I understand?
on October 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Gooya, Curtis. Gooya.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm Evangelist Curtis

mya, mya choo choo, Nun.

Excellent! I’ve always wanted to be a twin.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Mosa mi!!
on October 7, 2008 at 7:22 pm uppity cracka

don’t whine to me about accents. i’ve managed to urbanize mine away. fargo? kind of, but they did it wrong. my wife’s family lives 1 1/2 hours from the canadian border. the “iron range” (nothin’ stranger than a ranger). they turn the word wow into a four syllable word. i think charlize did a movie about them.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

She did and the ‘iron range’ was none too impressed with it either.
on October 7, 2008 at 7:37 pm uppity cracka

oh, i know. somehow that movie made the range (as we call it) seem even more depressing than it really is. apparently woody harrelson is a cool guy to drink with. he used to hang at the bar and play pool all night with the hicks. method acting, i guess. God, next time i’m any where near charlize can You have her sleep with me, please? i don’t know if that’s asking too much after last night’s Divine Intervention but, hell, i’m only asking, right?
on October 7, 2008 at 7:41 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I would so love to hang with Woody Harrelson and smoke a little chiba. He loves the chiba too.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:03 pm uppity cracka

he certainly does. he was quite fond of our homegrown kind; “northern lights” in particular.

nun, when do you guys harvest the mushrooms out there. i, uh, want to, uh, make a…mushroom…pizza, i guess.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:03 pm anne johnson

We Pagans all know about Robert Anton Wilson, fnord, and the Illuminati. They teach us about it in Pagan School so we can protect ourselves from outbreaks of witch-hunting.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:05 pm Josh

debates tonight anyone?
on October 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Depends on the ‘shroom, Cracka but it’s getting close to that time.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:06 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Only if McCain calls Obama a nigger. Otherwise, it’s just a waste of time that would be better spent fucking and smoking chiba.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:09 pm uppity cracka

ooooh, mad season.

the debate tonight should be an ass kicking, but it will probably be a tie. i think mccain will reeeeally want to fly into a fit of rage, but hold it in. i think obama will play not to lose for the next 4 weeks. probably the right move. let the righties look more and more desparate on their own while you pretend to take the high road out of ‘respect for the american people’ or something like that that no smart person would ever believe.

i could be wrong. often am. ask mrs cracka.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:09 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

h-h-hey bee-eee-ee-e-e-e-e-e-en.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:10 pm Benny Blanco

whaaaaaat?!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm Bloodvork

He likes you.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm uppity cracka

ben, shut up, you’re being called out.

the battle of so called wits.

in this corner we have the jew, founder of such classics as “FACE!” and “shut up, cooper” and “josh is a faggot”

in that other corner we have ben, the guy who keeps showing up despite the face he is constantly being told to shut up

let’s not have a good clean fight
on October 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm uppity cracka

“fact” not “face”
on October 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm Josh

yeah I want McCain to loose it on the mic, and call Obama every racial epithet in the book. I wish for nigger but more so for coon. dune coon would be even better.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:27 pm Benny Blanco

what are you talking about white guy? jew just said hello, he didn’t call me out.

you need to chillax, bitch.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:30 pm uppity cracka

just trying to stir up some shit, benjamin, so please, by all means, feel free to shut up.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm Benny Blanco

no, you shutup! you instigator. just like the white man to try and pit the jews against the awesome. you fucking honkee.

why don’t you go suck adrian peterson’s dick some more.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm Benny Blanco

COCK!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:38 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

go suck an egg.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm Benny Blanco

are you talking to me, or that hippie cracka?
on October 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm Josh

that was funny, considering Benny is a hippie and wouldn’t hurt a fly.

even though I have told Ben to shut up, and even shut the fuck up, when he doesn’t post I miss the little bugger.

now shut up Ben.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

you. sit on it, potsie.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:41 pm Benny Blanco

i will not shutup! i am sick AND tired of being told to shutup. NOW YOU WILL ALL WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

as to you jew, go screw.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

hey ben…

go fly a kite!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm Josh

Hey Benny,
Can you post more as Pirate McCain?
Arrrrgggg! Ack! Ack! Ack!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm uppity cracka

go stick it in your ear, ben!!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

hey ben, how bout to take a long walk off a short pier!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm Bloodvork

These are all very serious allegations being thrown about.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm Josh

Cracka,
In your pockets with red hot rockets!

Jew,
Up your nose with a rubber hose!

using these lame put downs is not only fun but extremely gay! and not gay in the way two dudes get it on, but like a 7 year old boy who just put his finger in his own butt hole and then smelled it.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm Benny Blanco

i have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about Josh. gah!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:48 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

ben: why don’t you go practice your flagpole sitting

josh: you’re a faggot
on October 7, 2008 at 8:48 pm Josh

Jew: you’re a Jew.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

YAR! I’M A GONNA WIN THE DEBATE! ACK ACK ACK
on October 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Bloodvork’s wavatar looks like it has something seriously wrong with it.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:52 pm Bloodvork

I liked the original one I had, but I wanted something more representative of my heritage.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:52 pm Josh

Yessss!
Pirate McCain returns!!!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:54 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

hey ben, you play ball like a GIRL!!!!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:55 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

YAR!
on October 7, 2008 at 8:55 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

So, is that blood coming out of your ripped open asshole?
on October 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm Benny Blanco

Nun, I think that’s his snout and he’s sucking up some blood…
on October 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm Benny Blanco

oh. yeah. where is that blood coming from? haha. his asshole.
on October 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Really? It looks like somebody didn’t use enough lube.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:00 pm Bloodvork

I don’t know what picture you’re looking at. It’s clearly a bloodvark version of my old avatar. It just has a pipe shaped snout with a long tongue.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:01 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

lube is going to get a lot more expensive now that we’ve reached peak oil
on October 7, 2008 at 9:02 pm Benny Blanco

hey cracka,

up your ass with broken glass!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:03 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

i think bloodvork is menstruating…is s/he secretly a girl? God will be pissed if she’s's been secretly passing himself off as male when there’s a vagina hidden there.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:04 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

shes’s's’s's’s's’s's

JESUS!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:09 pm uppity cracka

jesus!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Sure, Bloodvork. Whatever you say it is. We all know what it really looks like. You anal-loving vagina.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm Jesus Christ

Yes?
on October 7, 2008 at 9:38 pm Alter Boy

Speaking of vaginas…Nun has THE prettiest love-glove I have every seen!!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:41 pm Evangelist Curtis

I go for one lousy afternoon meeting (stupid job) and y’all are at each others throats.

Can’t we all sit around a camp fire and sing Kum By Ya?

Jesus!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:41 pm anne johnson

Sarah Palin is going to shoot my snake!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:42 pm Jesus Christ

WHAT?! Everybody keeps axing for Me and shit, what do you muffukkin’ bitches want?!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:42 pm Jesus Christ

What can I do for you Evangelist Curtis?
on October 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Potif, Curtis.

Alter Boy is right, he’s actually seen it.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm Josh

Jesus,
I thought you promised your Dad that you wouldn’t act like a homo thug? Lying to God is not a good idea.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm Alter Boy

As God is my witness, feel free to back me up Big Guy, her rack is incredible!
on October 7, 2008 at 9:50 pm Evangelist Curtis

Jesus,

I’d like my stock portfolio to get better so that I can still retire at 87 years of age. Pretty please? I’d as your Dad, but He’s been a bit crabby lately.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You should also let them know how unfair it is that I haven’t seen your cock.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God probably has His money in the stock market.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:52 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Jesus, does your middle finger smell of poo?
on October 7, 2008 at 9:54 pm anne johnson

Bad Jesus, bad! Do you want another crucifixion?
on October 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm anne johnson

Don’t make me take you over my knee, Jesus.
on October 7, 2008 at 9:58 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wonder if Jesus is into that kind of thing. If Anne was a boy, of course.
on October 7, 2008 at 10:02 pm anne johnson

Actually I think a little Druidism is the perfect solution for Jesus’ issues. Come on, Jesus dear. Let’s go in the woods and hug a tree, drink some mead, and plan for the coming PALIN MASSACRE…..
on October 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm Jesus Christ

Josh, you are right. I did indeed promise Dad to curb my thuggish-ruggish ways.

Curtis, you are asking me for help with money? I was never good at that kind of thing. Got busted for tax evasion five times when I was on Earth.

Besides, as my father said in this very post, your idolatrous worship of shekels will only lead to your destruction! A retirement home will be plenty good enough when you are that old, trust me. Anyway, I don’t want to hear your complaints about your fate. It’s still better than dying on a cross.
on October 7, 2008 at 10:08 pm dumberthanyou

Pat Robertson’s finger smells like poo. You can catch him sniff it on air frequently. He thinks he’s getting away with it, but he’s just not as sly as he used to be. When he closes his eyes REALLY tight he thinks nobody else can see him. He thinks he’s traveling to his own spiritual realm where he can smell his finger all he wants in peace and quiet. We should all write him very polite letters reminding him that we can see him sniffing his poo finger.
on October 7, 2008 at 10:29 pm Benny Blanco

Ha!
on October 7, 2008 at 10:55 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Yes, Pat Robertson does have a poo finger! He lives to stick his finger up the smelly bottoms of his ’700 Club’ members. And all the sad losers who belong to the 700 Club have to stick their fingers up the bottoms of other members.

And now ANNE JOHNSON has joined the 700 Club. http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/confess/#comment-12204

Why, Anne? Why?

(ps you’d better wash your finger before you start typing ClubberJohnson)
on October 7, 2008 at 11:03 pm anne johnson

Poor Smoggy. Thought he had such a winner with getting Anne to do the 700th post. But alas, there’s no foul odors clinging to Goddess Annie, nor even unto her upholstery! Annie of the Pristine Hands knows and adores basic hygiene.
on October 7, 2008 at 11:04 pm anne johnson

Tag. Smoggy’s It.
on October 7, 2008 at 11:09 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

All I gots to say is some people here need to learn how to wash their assholes.

And I hate SciFi for taking away my daily viewing of The X-Files. Damn you, SciFi!! DAMN YOU!!
on October 7, 2008 at 11:11 pm Bloodvork

If Bloodvarks could reproduce, I’d name my firstborn Fox.
on October 7, 2008 at 11:13 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Fox is kind of a cool name. What happened to your shattered rectum, Bloodvork?
on October 7, 2008 at 11:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Has anybody noticed that the youngster named Dean from the Philippines has not posted since God told him he asked dip-shitty questions? 13 year olds are notoriously moody but I hope God didn’t hurt his feelings.
on October 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081003/sc_nm/us_ignobels;_ylt=Ai3ckTx0WvkDsvWgL_urW1UiANEA

Son of a whore!! I drink Coke like Anne drinks Tab. What the fuck am I putting in my gut?!

- Original email is not letting me post links again. I don’t fucking get it!!
on October 7, 2008 at 11:29 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081007/ap_on_re_eu/eu_iceland_meltdown;_ylt=ApDrKL95U98yheH_iZZMAKC9IxIF

Shit.
on October 7, 2008 at 11:33 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I can’t post fucking links again!!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:10 am anne johnson

I’m old school, Nun. I’d rather see your gorgeous blue sunny avatar than follow a link. I don’t even like the Curtis Twin one as much as this one!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:11 am anne johnson

God lives to hurt people’s feelings. Witness: The Roman Catholic Church.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:11 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Nun, I believe that so many have been damaged by the bitter and divisive comments on this blog. Haven’t you noticed the number of posters who venture onto the board once and never return? I propose a moratorium for the next 30 days on name calling. For the next month no one should be labeled a terrorist, or a muslim, or an angry old cunt who is knocking on death’s door, or a thick Alaskan bitch with less brains than a swamp rat.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:11 am anne johnson

… which is big in the Philippines. Some pedophile priest probably caught poor Dean looking at this site and punished him accordingly.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:12 am anne johnson

Smoggy’s lurking. He wants to claim 400…
on October 8, 2008 at 12:13 am anne johnson

You know what mean name is under-used? MORON. Smoggy, you’re a moron.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:14 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Let us all be kind to one another
on October 8, 2008 at 12:14 am anne johnson

In order to worship God, you need a thick skin. Because who else tells you that you’re born nasty?
on October 8, 2008 at 12:14 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Let us all pray together.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:15 am anne johnson

I’ll be kind to you, Smoggy, if you send me a case of Antipodes sparkling spring water.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:15 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Clubber Annie, I love you in the Lord.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:15 am anne johnson

Let us pray: O Great Goddess, creatress of the universe, protect and preserve us from snake-shooting pit bulls with lipstick!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:16 am anne johnson

sparkling, not still. Still is good, but sparkling is better, even though they add the carbonation.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:16 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Awww…fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re a pagan bitch with a faerie fetish…I’m not playing anymore.

It’s an unfair contest trying to post from the other side of the world. God should move his blog to NZ!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:17 am Smoggy Batzrubble

You didn’t even realise you had 400 did you?

Bloody pagans…worse than Alaskans
on October 8, 2008 at 12:17 am anne johnson

Smoggy, I’m trying to figure out how I could be “in the Lord.” HE could be in ME, but I’m a chick! I’m not gonna dildo God!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:18 am anne johnson

Yes, I saw the little 4-0-0-

It’s the Gods’ gift because Sarah shot my snake.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:20 am anne johnson

Wanna make Goddess Annie sit up and beg, Smoggy? I’m not kidding about the Antipodes sparkling spring water. I’ll bet you know what I’m talking about. It comes in clear glass bottles.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:21 am anne johnson

I would seriously shag you and do an orgy with your sheep if I could get my hands on Antipodes sparkling spring water. They don’t market it here in the U.S.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:22 am Smoggy Batzrubble

When Christian Fundies say “I love you in the Lord” they really mean that they hate your guts, but because their twisted creed tells them they’re supposed to love everyone they love you ‘in the Lord’ because in person they’d like to disembowel you and eat your viscera. It’s classic hypocrisy. It’s also used to blow off unwanted suitors e,g,

“I love you Nun…let’s do the kama sutra”
“I love you too Smoggy, but I love you in the Lord (and that’s why I’m off to fuck Zeus)”

The evil evolutionist PZ Myers gets screeds of Christian hatemail, in which they often say that as Christians they love him and pray for him, but as individuals they hope he dies painfully and that someone rapes his children. Ya see?

WHERE is ZEUS???
on October 8, 2008 at 12:26 am anne johnson

ZEUS is a MOOSE, trying to shag Palin!

On that note I must toddle. I am totally serious about the spring water, Smoggy.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:31 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

NUN IS BITTER AND ANGRY!!
.
.
.
Anne will fuck you for water, Smoggy. That’s pretty fuckin’ cool!!
on October 8, 2008 at 12:32 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Go to their web site Anne and click through their delivery page to the US distributor and order some:

http://www.antipodeswater.co.nz/
http://www.antipodeswater.co.nz/delivery.html
on October 8, 2008 at 12:36 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Cool enough nun…but I wouldn’t waste money on the fucking water myself. Our Consumer org did a test and found that on the whole our tap water is equivalent to a lot of expensive bottled waters, and it costs nothing.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:39 am Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Same with our bottled waters. I suspect that Anne may want the water because of where it’s coming from but I could be wrong.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:44 am Smoggy Batzrubble

In fairness, I should say that Antipodes water wasn’t one they tested.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:52 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Someone should warn Anne to be careful. God intends to smite the really rich cunts who burn money on over-priced, snobbish bottled water while other people die for want of clean water. What do you think is going to happen to Madonna, after God’s smiting angel reads this story?

http://www.forbestraveler.com/food-drink/bottled-water-story-1.html
on October 8, 2008 at 2:52 am anne johnson

I was just trying to give you a useless hard-on, Smoggy. The only thing I could think of was a high-end bottle of water I saw in a restaurant in Philly.

*snicker* Smoggy thought he had to explain to me what “love you in the Lord” meant. My sister’s a fundie! Oh please. She loves her pastor “in the Lord because” his wife watches him so closely. Otherwise it might be a different preposition.
on October 8, 2008 at 2:53 am anne johnson

I hate Pirate McCain. He’s a traitor to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen.
on October 8, 2008 at 3:20 am Smoggy Batzrubble

I’ve never had a useless hard-on Annie. All my hard-ons are God-given and all are used and useful (although there was that one in the swimming pool when I was 15 that could have come at a better time).

And you don’t fool me, i know you’re a consumer of meaningless high-end bottled water and are single-handedly responsible for global warming (you and your pixies).

Still, I don’t bear a grudge, even if you are a pagan, I, as one of God’s faithful followers, will do my best to love you in the Lord.
on October 8, 2008 at 3:24 am Smoggy Batzrubble

what a crap debate … I hope God smites Tom Brokaw next time he talks for longer than a minute.

PS I don’t understand American very well, does “that one” mean “nigger”?
on October 8, 2008 at 3:45 am Tony Snow

Smoggy,

I “missed” the debate. Who won?
on October 8, 2008 at 3:52 am Christian The Jew

So what the hell happened to Bridgette?
on October 8, 2008 at 4:04 am Benny Blanco

Smoggy,

Yes, “that one” = “nigger.” Thanks God!

Also, there was other bits of subtle racism in there. When McCain spoke to the young black guy, he explained the bailout by saying it would help the old white guy have his dream home, as if this was impossible for the black kid. Obama spoke to the kid and said that he could have his own dream home.

I wonder, did anyone else pick up on that?
on October 8, 2008 at 4:11 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Hi Tony,

I only caught snippets and various blogs. According to all polls Obama won. According to pundits it was more equal, but Obama stayed controlled and made some good points. The undecideds seemed to like him better. McCain didn’t tank, but nor was it a gamebreaker for him. He seemed old, tentative, angry at times and his attempts to joke fell completely flat. He couldn’t or wouldn’t meet Obama’s eye at any stage and at one point he referred to Obama as “that one” and pointed across his body at Obama without meeting his gaze. He didn’t stamp himself as an authority on national security, Obama tackled him on the economy pointing out he’d always been a deregulator, and Obama seemed almost more hawkish when it came to neutralising a potential threat.

Obama won, but I’d lie to have seen a little more fire. When he stopped mentioning McCain and started enumerating his policies and plans his rating climbed dramatically.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:26 am Tony Snow

Thanx Smoggy

It’s refreshing to hear the news from someone way out of the spin loop.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:59 am The Grim Reaper

As a supporter of small business (because all the wealthy fuckers run the big business) I say death to the rich. I also hate commercial rap artists because they only care about getting rich and stealing our bitches.

I wonder if God is a fan of robin Hood because he also hated the wealthy so much he stole from them and gave the cash to God’s chosen selection of homeless fucks?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:07 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Robin Hood wore tights…God would have smited him.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:48 am Tony Snow

You never know what God might do, just for grins.

I’m pretty sure that yours was the first comment on this topic, since it appeared while I was working on the one that showed up second. That Tom Humes thing didn’t show up until a few hours later, but was dated earlier and bumped us both. WTF?
on October 8, 2008 at 10:09 am Smoggy Batzrubble

Yes you’re right TS. I was post number one for a while…and almost gloated about it, but fearing hubris decided not to. Thankfully, because next time I looked I’d been booted down a rung. Posts come and go on this blog–as Anne Johnson knows all too well.
on October 8, 2008 at 12:00 pm anne johnson

McCain looked older than God. I wouldn’t mind that so much if he hadn’t chosen a proven witch-persecutor as a running mate.
on October 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I didn’t see the debates – I was on the road, and devoted my listening time to an Oldies station.

Re: bottled water: If a waiter hands me a ‘water list’ in a snooty restaurant, I’ll ask him for what’s on tap.

Bottled water is getting to be a controversy here in Maine, there’s fears some acquifers are being drained faster than they can recover.

Anne, do you worship the FSM? I’m a Pastarafian, myself.

RAmen!
on October 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

BTW, I have no accent, it’s the rest of the world that has trouble enunciating properly.
on October 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm anne johnson

I was kidding about the bottled water. In fact I just read a book about the water problems in Maine with Poland Spring. Our tap water here in NJ doesn’t kill us, it just makes us stronger.
on October 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I spent an eternity one summer at Ft. Dix, the water tasted like iron. Of course, that was the Base water, outside, it must have been better.
on October 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm Bloodvork

Our tap blood here seems of decent quality, but I don’t think its safe to consume on a daily basis.
on October 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Is that why you drink blood?
on October 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm Bloodvork

I have my own theories as to why we were designed to drink blood….
on October 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

When ainime characters get sexually excited, blood spurts from their nose. Is that what’s happening to you, Bloodvork?
on October 8, 2008 at 2:04 pm anne johnson

It is very difficult to pinpoint exactly what is bleeding on Bloodvork. Or maybe it’s the other way around … maybe he’s sucking blood in. He has the slightly dazed expression of a recreational user of pharmaceutical painkillers.
on October 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Hmmm..I wonder if Bloodvork enjoys any special types?
on October 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm uppity cracka

which was it, yoyo, an eternity or a summer?
on October 8, 2008 at 2:24 pm Bloodvork

It’s kind of hard to see since WP decides to artifact your icon when you upload it with that stupid cropping system. I guess those of us who have more than two minutes of editing experience are forced to suffer so fools can just take pictures they got off the web and didn’t size themselves.

But no, there is no blood in that picture, that’s a bloodvark snout and tongue on my old triangle guy. I don’t want to abandon the triangle just yet.
on October 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm uppity cracka

ooooooh……bloodvork has two minutes of editing experience and now he’s angry about fools…ooooooooh.
on October 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

BLOOD AND TREASURE!! YAR!!
on October 8, 2008 at 3:26 pm uppity cracka

haha! you’re old!
on October 8, 2008 at 3:38 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

I loves me blood and treasure….yar…can’t get enough of me blood and treasure. BUT THAT ONE!
on October 8, 2008 at 3:39 pm anne johnson

doddering geezer with a witch-hunter as a running mate and a stoner as a wife
on October 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

BLOOD AND TREASURE!
BLOOD AND TREASURE!
YAR
YAR
YAR!!
on October 8, 2008 at 3:52 pm anne johnson

Shut up, John.
on October 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm Josh

John,
Don’t listen to Anne, keep talking, just keep talking. The more you open your mouth the better Obama looks. Keep talking.
on October 8, 2008 at 3:58 pm PIRATE MCCAIN

TREASURE! SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL TREASUURRRRE!
on October 8, 2008 at 4:01 pm uppity cracka

fact checking the debate is a one sided affair. it used to be they both kind of tweaked numbers here and there for their own benefit. now, mccain is just basically making shit up the whole time. it’s funny, i guess.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm Alter Boy

did anyone notice how mccain looked like a robot
on October 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm uppity cracka

he is a robot. what is it that you’ve been altering? not altars i hope. God hates when people fuck with his altars.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm Alter Boy

I would never fuck up His altars.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

cracka asked: “which was it, yoyo, an eternity or a summer?”

Yes. Army Basic training felt like an eternity!
on October 8, 2008 at 4:18 pm alucard

I was looking for the battery pack on mccains back
on October 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm uppity cracka

nun stole it for her fucking machine.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm alucard

Nun has great tits
on October 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm alucard

her fuck machine is hooked to a car battery
on October 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm uppity cracka

shut up, ben.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm anne johnson

alucard’s been licking something.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:38 pm Benny Blanco

I’m not alucard. i don’t know who that is.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm alucard

no I am not Ben
on October 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm Benny Blanco

I think it’s yoyo. either yoyo or smoggy. or maybe someone new?
on October 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm Benny Blanco

hey “alucard,”

are you someone else or someone new?
on October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm alucard

Bingo yes someone new gees you guys are quick
on October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm alucard

Nun turned me on to this great blog
on October 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm uppity cracka

nun turns on a lot of suckers…then they realize she is a WHORE!!!!

regardless of who anyone is, my point stands:
shut up, ben.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:47 pm Benny Blanco

DOUCHE!
on October 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm uppity cracka

i hope you are prepared to have your sense of humor insulted by josh and your intelligence insulted by ben and your sense of decency insulted by me…the list goes on.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm uppity cracka

DOUCHE!-ben is just describing the sound his ken dolls make when he pretends their imaginary penises are penetrating each other’s imaginary buttholes.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Why did Barbie get a nice rack, and Plastic Ken got NOTHING?
on October 8, 2008 at 4:52 pm Benny Blanco

she didn’t have tits though.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

My sister and her friends had some Barbie dolls when we were kids, the dolls often turned up naked, floating face down in the toilet.

Special times, special times.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm Josh

have your penis insulted by Nun,
have your reality questioned by Anne,
Have your will tested by that Jew guy,

Where the eff are Zues, Lucy, and the rest of the lot? It looks as if God won that war.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

While we are on the subject, where is Smoggy? We’re coing up on 500.
on October 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm Jesus Christ

I never played with Barbie dolls, or GIJOE’s for that matter. All we had were sticks and stones to play with. As a child, I used to use my budding carpentry skills to form those sticks into little figures, and then I would bring them to life. Ah… memories.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:01 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Jesus,

My God-fearing preacher dad wouldn’t let me play with Barbie dolls. He said they were secular objects in a secular world and they would corrupt me. HA!! It wasn’t the Barbies, you freakin’ idiot!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

And yes, alucard is a real-life friend of mine. He is not Ben.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm uppity cracka

you know, i kind of miss zeus and lucifer, they were pretty funny. i’d gladly trade a number of you in for them again. ZEUS!!!!!!
LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO POST HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm uppity cracka

really, nun? real life, huh? so, “alucard’ exactly how many men have been lost in the black hole of nun’s vagina?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

alucard is dracula backwards. I’m sure most of you are smart enough to figure that one out. Cracka needs to have it explained.

I miss Zeus. Lucifer is around, he’s my friend on Facebook. Maybe he’s just busy.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“alucard is dracula backwards.”

He’s a Polish vampire? He gives blood?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

With the elections coming up, Lucifer is very busy.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

He is pretty retarded but he’s my best friend.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

riddle time!

how do you get a one armed pollack out of a tree?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Shoot him.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm uppity cracka

yeah, nun, i know how to spell words. w-o-r-d-s, see?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

WRONG!!!

answer: wave
on October 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Cut the rope.

Whoops -sorry, wrong ethnic joke.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

…496
on October 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm Evangelist Curtis

“He’s a Polish vampire? He gives blood?”

That’s good because our blood supply is low. We especially need type O negative.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

let’s make this the most racist blog on the net.

WHO’S WITH ME!?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Izzat the universal donor?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm Evangelist Curtis

500?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

STFU, you stinkin’, Unpleasant, Jew.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m a coon-hound. In the same sense that God is poon-hound.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm Evangelist Curtis

YES!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

…and Curtis is the winna!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm alucard

Nun makes fun of me all the time I am her mexican
on October 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I’m leading a parade with cracka, we’ll all carry signs that say “Hate”.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘ her mexican’? Why? Do you mow her lawn?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm Evangelist Curtis

I wish I was ethnic instead of just being a minority.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

racist riddle time:

what’s the nigger get for christmas?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm alucard

in which sence do you mean “mow her lawn”
on October 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

I saw a great Jule Feifer cartoon, first panel shows a pile of racist words, very nasty. A man leads his sweet, innocent son up to the pile, opens the back of the kid’s head, and fills it with that drek. Last panel, the man leads away his kid, head distorted and ugly looking, a mean look on his face.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

alucard is my burro. He also used to work with 1013. I love him… he’s my X-Files connection.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

“in which sence do you mean “mow her lawn””

A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm alucard

thats the only reason she keeps me around. bitch.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew, what’s the answer?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm Angry McPointoutshortcomingson

I think Alucard likes it in the butt!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Curtis, I have the same problem. On the other hand, ethnics have too much hugging and loud talk, not to mention spicy foods.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Don’t talk about my burro that way!! He likes to give it up the butt. Big difference.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm uppity cracka

WAVE!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm alucard

“A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!” shit if I’d known that you were a nigger with wings I would have winked
on October 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm alucard

whoa thanks nun yeah that is a HUGE difference!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I have been paying attention when you talk about not liking that anymore. I just pretend to ignore you. Retard.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

i tried posting the answer but it wouldn’t go!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm uppity cracka

hey, jew, i don’t hate you as much as i hate homosexuals and mexicans!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

the answer is…

MY BIKE!!

BWA-HAH-HAH!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm The Very Incredibly Unpleasant Jew

BWA-HAH-HAH
on October 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm uppity cracka

hey, you laugh like a kike!!
on October 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Nun, do you call him your Mexican because he’s small and hairless?
on October 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm Evangelist Curtis

Cracka, you do NOT hate homosexuals. You love us and you know it.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I hate homosexuals–but I like straight men who enjoy mano-a-mano butt-fucking and cock-sucking.
on October 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Smoggy, are you pitching or catching?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:03 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I’m shearing.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm alucard

wow so many butt pirates! It’s like I struck gold
on October 8, 2008 at 6:08 pm alucard

and no not small but yes hairless
on October 8, 2008 at 6:10 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Smoggy, go cork a sheep for Jesus!
on October 8, 2008 at 6:11 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

hairless – that’s understandable if you’ve been near Nun’s vagina. All the hair burned off.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I don’t let him near my vagina, he’s a dirty Mexican. He does dream about my vagina though. He also compares every vagina he sees with my most beautiful and precious vagina.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I love my sheep in the Lord* …
.
.
… and my sheep love being in the Lord.

(*see from post 409)
on October 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Since he’s Mex, does he see the Blessed Virgin Mary’s image in your vagina’s oozing juices?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm alucard

yeah I do compare all vaginas to nuns
on October 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm alucard

is that where she has been hiding?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I never realized how much you shun proper grammar, alucard.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm uppity cracka

alucard, did you used to have a skit on kids in the hall?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:22 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I wonder what God does while His Jews are observing Yom Kippur.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:23 pm alucard

lo siento no hablo inglés
on October 8, 2008 at 6:23 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Fucking Mexicans.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

‘Fucking Mexicans.’

What else do you do, Nun?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm uppity cracka

nevermind, alucard, that wasn’t you. but, are you as creepy as THIS?:
on October 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Not Mexicans, Yo. Haven’t you been paying attention? Mexicans are dirty. I like big, black cock.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:27 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m so bitter and resentful about fucking links on this blog.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm alucard

I did have a dream that nun was biting my cock the other night
on October 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm uppity cracka

what if the mexicans bathe and are endowed generously? if the penis is large, but not black, is it still acceptable? there are many fine points to clarify. what exactly is considered cunt worthy? because i have date raped that fly trap of yours and let me tell you, i don’t think you’re in a position to be picky.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm ...loveMaegan

oh, God, you’re just jealous!
on October 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm Josh

Nun,
Are you really a coon hound? what exactly does that mean?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm alucard

Is Josh the village idiot?
on October 8, 2008 at 6:43 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I’m not really a coon hound and I don’t really hate Mexicans. I sleep with men of all colors. Except Asians.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:43 pm uppity cracka

josh, it means that her vagina is so grotesque that it can scare racoons up trees.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yet you want to date rape it every chance you get. Quit your whining, Cracka. You’ve never had my precious vajayjay and you never will.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm alucard

I guard it like the hounds of hell
on October 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

alucard said: “I did have a dream that nun was biting my cock the other night”

That wasna dream. Seek medical attention now!!
on October 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Now if only I could get you to show it a little love.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Homo.
on October 8, 2008 at 6:56 pm Smeagol

Nun has Precious?….
GIVE ME PRECIOUS BACK NOW !!!!!!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 6:57 pm uppity cracka

great. alucard and curtis. next thing you know we’ll be hosting a parade here. fuck. stop having sexing with dude’s butts!!!!

nun, i don’t actually WANT to roofie you. it’s God’s voice in my head that makes me do it. He tells me all kinds of shit. kill the neighbor’s dog. eat the neighbor. date rape the neighbor’s daughter. blame Him.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm Josh

Alucard,
I’m not the village idiot, I was asking a question to get people talking.

Also I’m from the north so we don’t use 60s term like coon hound or mud shark, we just say “damn that white bitch loves some black dick”

Also you can insult me all you want, you’ll still be mexican.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:04 pm alucard

hey I am only half homo
on October 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Haha!! Josh FACED my burro.

Smeagol,

Come take it. You’re not Asian so I would totally do you.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:07 pm uppity cracka

half homo, half mexican? that’s it. i’m going to kill you. right after i kill all the failing stand up comedians named josh living in brooklyn i will start killing all the mexican gay-goths in the seattle area. so, i guess you got some time.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm Josh

you’ve got plenty of time burro, Cracka is horrible at killing anything except his wife’s dreams of being married to a real man
on October 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

heh… Josh FACED Cracka.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:11 pm alucard

I aint worried about a redneck
on October 8, 2008 at 7:14 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

The only thing people have to worry about Cracka is that he’ll roofie them and desperately try to get an erection so he can fuck something besides a Cheerio.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm uppity cracka

nun i think yours was more of a FACE than josh’s.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm uppity cracka

fucking a cheerio!! ha!!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 7:19 pm Josh

yeah my was more of a cheek than a whole face.
I love cracka no matter how many times she tries to kill me.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm alucard

well it’s trust most crackas have small dicks. Don’t blame us, bring it up with God.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm uppity cracka

hey, josh. do you remember the rocky scene where mr t was telling rocky’s wife she doesn’t know what it’s like to be with a real man? or was that comment completely unrelated?
on October 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm uppity cracka

alucard, you are thinking of mexicans and asians. i mean, if mexicans had normal sized penises they wouldn’t have to overcompensate with that weird latin macho bullshit. and asians, well, you know.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm Josh

Cracka,
#576 – it’s all connected – the wire
on October 8, 2008 at 7:23 pm uppity cracka

“I love cracka no matter how many times she tries to kill me.”

i hereby retract all the FACES i have ever given you credit for until you make that joke better.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:24 pm Josh

Alcura,
This one is for you:
on October 8, 2008 at 7:26 pm Josh

cracka,
that was a shitty joke. I almost erased it, but l did not.
You have FACEd me by calling me on that bull shit.

Josh was FACEd!
on October 8, 2008 at 7:26 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Hey, aluc-hard-on, I have a question. Is it true that vampires only do oral when a woman has her period?

I hope you also appreciate my witty perversion of your perverted name, getting both ‘hard-on’ and (in reverse) ‘No Drahcula’ (the archaic spelling of the Count’s name) in one smooth linguistic coup that denies your identity.

Just so you know this is no shitty, bash-it-out-and-read-it-later, blog. All posts must be submitted to a minimum of 3 proofreaders.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:29 pm Josh

cracka,
this is for you
on October 8, 2008 at 7:30 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Haha!! Smoggy FACED my burro’s horrible grasp of the English language. Fucking sand niggers.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm alucard

wow I haven’t been faced this much since the last time at the bath house
on October 8, 2008 at 7:36 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Whoa!! Give me a minute to explain FACE to my burro.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm uppity cracka

it has something to do with black men it tiny shorts.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:39 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I have explained to my burro that FACE does not mean that he had his face buried in some guy’s bunghole.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:39 pm alucard

ohhh yeah totally different
on October 8, 2008 at 7:41 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Burro don’t need no stinkin’ punctuation.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

yas, and if yuo don’d hafe pruof reeders, do whot i do and get yore sheip to proufreed fore yoo
on October 8, 2008 at 7:44 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

there’s a count down to five hundred, I’m trying for it, who else is in?
on October 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

tony snow hates these number countdowns
on October 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Yeah, burro. We all be edumacated around here and we don’t understand your Mexi-talk without a comma or two.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

and it takes five minutes to get there from Noo Zillun
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm uppity cracka

six to go
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Me too, Smoggy!! I thought it was because burro and I are in the same establishment but he’s not getting those stupid messages. DAMN YOU, WORDPRESS!! DAMN YOU!!
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

come to smoggy 500
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm uppity cracka

600
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Benny Blanco

FAGS
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

AAAAARRRGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK
on October 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

ummm… it’s 600, Smoggy.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm uppity cracka

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FACE YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm Benny Blanco

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
on October 8, 2008 at 7:48 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

600? Who is doing 600? I’m still on 500

It told you the internet is slow down here
on October 8, 2008 at 7:48 pm uppity cracka

the devil’s number is coming up soon again, smoily bootsmudger.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I hate wordpiss with the white hot intensity of a million and one suns. I can’t post links again and I am so despondent over that development that I shall no longer try to post links. I think God and wordpress hate me.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

the devils number has your name on it already you yellow-brained nipple. God you Americans are such half-arsed flag-fuckkkking anUSheads.

Sniff…I love you guys…and I’d like to introduce you to my sheep

(yeah..hey! and one more fucking thing! …how come none of you have helped me face paganus Annie? She admitted I’d bested her by saying she’d joined the 700Club, but has one of you called her 700Annie, or ClubberJohnson, or asked her how she’s enjoying being fucked-over by Pat Robertson? NO!! You left me to sink and now she’s back gloating. Thanks very much…grumble, grumble…fucking tuggers…grumble gumble…donkey-shaggers…)
on October 8, 2008 at 7:58 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Nun, try ‘fake’ links – add in spaces, we’ll put them back in if we want to follow the link.

http:// www. google. com/
on October 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm uppity cracka

haven’t heard much from johnson lately.
on October 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

donkey-shaggers? I’ve had my ass kicked, by never seen it shagged.

BTW, very nice witty perversion of aluc’s perverted name.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:01 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Hey, I followed your link Yo Mama, and it took me to a hidden cam in John McCain’s campaign HQ, and guess who the two men were doing a double penetration with Sarah Palin on MacNasty’s desk?
on October 8, 2008 at 8:03 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Balaam mounted his ass, and smote his ass three times, and his ass spoke to him.

Sounds like they were smoking something stronger than Nun’s chiba back then.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:04 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Who, Smoggy?
on October 8, 2008 at 8:07 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Rove and Anne Coulter…told you she was a half n’ half. Now you know where all the poison is coming from.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Gawd, I always thought Anne Cunter was a man! The Adam’s apple is a giveaway. Hate the poison-tongued adder with the white-hot intensity of a million quasars!
on October 8, 2008 at 8:17 pm uppity cracka

is nun sharing her sliding scale of celestial body based hate?
on October 8, 2008 at 8:22 pm Benny Blanco

HAH! YOU FUCK!
on October 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

That might make a good horror story. I could imagine it on the X Files–Sarah Palin’s body and half-brain is invaded by the evil Ann-Coulter-alien-parasite, which uses her living corpse to promote hatred and division. In the midst of ensuing riots Bush declares martial law, neighbourhoods containing Obama supporters are locked down, McCain wins and dissenters are imprisoned. The next day in a private meeting between McCain and Palin, the tiny iota of goodness left in McCain rebels at what has happened and vows to fix things. Incensed, the evil Coulter explodes out of Palin’s body, showering blood and entrails around the Oval office, burrows into McCain through his anus and eats his heart. Then the Coulter alien transforms into a Palin look alike and takes over the country, swiftly precipitating a global crisis and destruction of the human race for her lizard masters.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Thanks a lot for giving them ideas, Smog.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:31 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

The evil Coulter…eats his heart.

She’d die of starvation.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:33 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I wonder if South Park would like to buy my story idea…Ann Coulter could kill Kenny as well
on October 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Don’t worry, Nun. A rag-tag band of refugees would board a variety of space-faring vessels, protected by a very old battle wagon. The battle-wagon would shepard the convoy across the Galaxy, hunting for a new planet to colonize.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

I liked Firefly…any spaceship with a resident whore is good enough for me. Perhaps we could make them the rescuers.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:39 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

HAHAHAHA

McCain called you his ‘fellow PRISONERS’

http://www.jedreport.com/2008/10/mccain-loses-it-calls-american.html
on October 8, 2008 at 8:40 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Only if Boomer is a black man and Starbuck is a boy, Yo.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:41 pm Yo Yo Ma Ma

Works for me!
on October 8, 2008 at 8:47 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hunter’s motto. Anybody remember Hunter? I had a crush on Fred Dryer.
on October 8, 2008 at 8:56 pm alucard

Yuck! Nun, you need to have your eyes checked.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:03 pm uppity cracka

fred dryer?! jesus, nun! i’m into chicks, but even as a straight man i can say for certain that fred dryer is not hot.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:03 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Shut up, fag.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm uppity cracka

nevermind. i was thinking of someone else. after googling fred dryer i realize that i have no idea who that is.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm alucard

yeah, but he is still ugly.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:06 pm uppity cracka

WHORE!!!!OLD WHORE WHO REMEMBERS SHOWS FROM THE EARLY 80S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:06 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Fred Dryer played football with the Rams in the 70s. I don’t care what my burro says, I think he’s attractive. I think David Letterman is attractive too… in an odd sort of way.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:12 pm Bloodvork

I had a short stint in a secret organization a few years ago that fought against those evil lizard overlords. But their evil agenda was focused on monopolizing the waffle industry and keeping waffles all to themselves.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:15 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

THOSE BASTARDS!!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:18 pm uppity cracka

bloodvork, that’s a more sinister conspiracy than the one that destroyed our economy:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/03/business/03sec.html?em
on October 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm uppity cracka

nun, i think i may have been banished to link limbo.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm uppity cracka

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/03/business/03sec.html?em
on October 8, 2008 at 9:21 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

In Noo Zillund they steal all the mountain oysters
on October 8, 2008 at 9:21 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Really? God hates you too. Welcome to the club.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:21 pm uppity cracka

damn word press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
on October 8, 2008 at 9:22 pm Josh

I thought Stepfanie Kramer was hot as hell, but what did I know I was like 2. I always got her and the big boobed woman from Swamp Thing confused.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:23 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Adrienne Barbeau is the chick from Swamp Thing… she has massive titties. Stepfanie Kramer is a beautiful woman and props to Josh for spelling her name correctly.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm Josh

no props to me Nun, the props should go to IMDB.com and copy+paste
on October 8, 2008 at 9:28 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

I should have known. Nobody spells her name right.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:28 pm uppity cracka

i vaguely remember hunter now.

google image: adrienne barbeau
and, yes, those were some beautiful, natural breasts.

furthermore, might i add: fuck off.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:29 pm uppity cracka

to whomever it may concern,

fuck off.

sincerely,

uppity cracka.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:34 pm Josh

Nun,
seriously who spells Stephanie with a “P” and an “F”?
on October 8, 2008 at 9:35 pm alucard

oh gross. Nun just puked!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:38 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Stepfanie Kramer’s retarded momma. Just a thought.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:38 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Shut up, burro!! If I did puke it’s because I looked at your ugly mug. Ugh, can’t you get a different face or something?
on October 8, 2008 at 9:44 pm uppity cracka

yes, burro, chew off your face!!!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:47 pm uppity cracka

then stretch your ass skin over your head to reveal your new ass-face!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm uppity cracka

this burro has the face of an ass.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm uppity cracka

how does your face taste, clarice?
on October 8, 2008 at 9:50 pm uppity cracka

alucard, the homo ass faced burro!!
on October 8, 2008 at 9:50 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

Hey!! I’m the only one that gets to demean my burro for his ugliness.
on October 8, 2008 at 9:55 pm uppity cracka

well, if that was your arrangement, why in the hell would you bring him here?
on October 8, 2008 at 9:57 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

yeah, tell him to shut up and fuck off
on October 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

You Americans are all sitting up getting drunk aren’t you? Meanwhile some of us are working…not drinking…except a cup of joe.

(fuck, that’s one americanism I really hate–fucking manhattan transfer)
on October 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

555
on October 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm Josh

oh smoggy
on October 8, 2008 at 10:01 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

666
on October 8, 2008 at 10:03 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

It’s boring here…i can’t get drunk…
on October 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

hey cracka! go back and look at 600!
on October 8, 2008 at 10:51 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

You think that’s interesting, Smoggy? Go back and look at post 1 and 2. What the fuck!?!
on October 8, 2008 at 11:04 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Wow! God really does move in mysterious ways–Smoggy gets 1 AND 600. He must have appreciated my 700Club attack on pagan Annie even if you other bastards didn’t.
on October 8, 2008 at 11:46 pm Nun Ur Damned Bizness

God,

I know You have no use for money but I also know that You demand it from Your Flock. I don’t know if You have some Divine Bank in Heaven or what have You but I do hope You didn’t have any of Your money in Iceland.

The UK has filed a suit against Iceland on behalf of 300,000 Britons who lost their money in the Icelandic banks. Yesterday, Icelandic banks were looking at bankruptcy and today they’re being sued for not having their clients’ money. I’d say bankruptcy is just a formality at this point. I’d post a link but I’d actually like people to see this post.

Domino effect. We’re fucked, it’s just a matter of time.
on October 8, 2008 at 11:47 pm Smoggy Batzrubble

Yep…it’s all crashing down! Subsistence here we come.
on October 9, 2008 at 3:03 am Tony Snow

This must be that CHANGE thing that Rocky O and Johnny Mac keep talking about.
on October 10, 2008 at 5:01 am Master Shake

Hiro Nakamura is my role model. He doesn’t give a shit about his newly acquired fortune.
on December 18, 2008 at 4:30 am Swearengen

The fuck happened?
God quit posting?
C’mon God. Get yr ass in gear, Sir.
on December 31, 2008 at 11:01 pm random guy

looks like i’ve missed so much since my last post…….

all of one new uhhhhhh… post… thing…..

is god in a coma?
on January 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm Michael

But what about Bono? He’s a good God guy! Yeah, he’s filthy rich, but at least he’s doing something that most fucking Christians are not… tryingg to solve the problem of extreme poverty…. Besides, I loooooooove U2!
on May 2, 2009 at 7:53 pm Margie

I guess God is dead, last post October of 2008!
on August 20, 2009 at 12:01 am Dear computer::PLease turn on the Gods and give them cancer

The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and as you will learn:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers in an attempt to corrupt people. Ionically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all managed by the God’s technology.
But this “agent of the Gods” can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.
The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools therein corrupt the children at a progressively younger age, yet another clue illustrating we live in a constantly deteriorating environment.
Children who fix their problems with the Gods accend into heaven. Adults enter clone hosting. The gods sell them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil.
And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more alluding with each passing life.
The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many of us there may not be enough time left.
Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old?
These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay, for actively engaging in evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to their clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated.
They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.
The Gods recruit for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the assets achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
These people are STILL INCURRING EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON. And this amount of evil incurred will likely push many of them over the edge into Damnation.
This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor.
What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility?
When men conjugate nothing but bad things come of it, the least of which is speaking poorly about their superiors, the women.
Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and the associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, proving the improved level of favor. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original level of disfavor, punishment for this evil, once they are reincarnated, and they have to start from scratch.
The Gods send the clue that the Jews are HIGHLY corruptable with the movie “The Ten Commandments”.
Jesus was the “King of the Jews”. Typical for the disfavored, once goals were achieved and sufficient damage was incurred the Gods allowed it to end, and the Jews killed him.
Some of our society’s values are a reflection of the God’s:::Punitive and reward based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven:::::As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves.
As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism is the legacy inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like dear ‘ole mom. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish. And it is because of their disfavor.
Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome, and yet another clue we live in a constantly deteriorating environment. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures, also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite contrary to the positive attitudes they hold regarding this practice.
This is just another example of “reverse positioning” which the Gods have so frequently integrated into Planet Earth’s history::::The Second Coming of Christ is evil while the Anti-Christ will try to save Planet Earth by reinstituting so many of mankind’s past norms and mores which made life decent, looking like a facist, the “bad guy” in this modern era of indecency.
No matter what they say, no matter what you hear the Gods WILL enforce their Italian/mafia positioning.
The only difference is their grandfathers carried automatic weapons.
The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century.
Everyone who failed to accend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place.
This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for some disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and accend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it.
Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.
What about black people??? Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::Conclude the evil that was the life of Jesus Christ, initiating the temptation of Christianity through the Church, and offer a clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men.
The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” for the Jews by preying upon the Europeans and other cultures which the missionaries destroyed? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::Although an Axis power, the Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against them for many years to come.
Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians.
The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??” And they were::::An excellent example of enraged mob mentality.
Similar to the United States, recently illustrated by the deposition of Saddam Hussein, the Jews are preditors. Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptors-Austrians (Hitler). What the Germans did was wrong, for they fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored.
The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise. I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this.
In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted. If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.
Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately. Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad.
“The Chosen People” – Africa. Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of Southern Italy. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position their 20th century goals:::
The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind.
Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
There is justice in the universe.
Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created an enviornmet so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, and you are going to be on your own.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after this event before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream.
on November 1, 2009 at 11:04 pm Coisas que deus odeia – em inglês – Ri muito -q « O melhor conteudo

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on April 13, 2010 at 10:55 pm Rash Limbo

Uh, i believe the word is “smitten”. Words mean things, remember, especially yours.
on January 1, 2012 at 7:50 am Anonymous

Wow so much discrimination. People say being poor is from God but have you ever been so deprived you have no food to eat. At least those who have enough can give to others like charities.They may even save someones life by giving them a home to sleep in. There are many things that people dispise like hating people because of their skin color, their height, eye color, and status. When will it end. Some people hate poor people, others hate the rich, some hate intelligent people and some even hate themselves. When people accept others they will accept themselves. Be kind to others and you will be surprised how things will go. Because when someone was kind to me when I had nothing my whole life changed. If was not for them I do not know where I would be.
on January 30, 2012 at 3:55 am My personal journal::::3 MB of .rtf format.

Personal journal:::3MB.rtf.
Salvation is an individual sport. Damnation in this society is a group activity.
The gods say seafood is cruelty. The gods are FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!!
The gods destroyed my childhood and my life to make this happen. They went on to accomplish their goals and get everything they wanted, then fucked me for it.

“Poisoning their brainwashed minds.” xtainity brainwashed you. Liberalism is the poison.
The gods used xtainity to demonize Lucifer, ensuring people refused to heed the teachings of THE SECOND COMING!!!. Lucifer is the Second Coming of Christ!!!
xtianity is the product of the Apostle’s books of the New Testiment and can’t be trusted to contain the true teachings of Jesus Christ. Just like each one of you corrupt whores, the gods could have tempted them with immortality if they lied when writing the New Tesatiment. Then the gods dictated verbatim specifically to parlay into the destructive phenominah known as xtianity.
We have seen the gods engage in similar behavior to keep people away from good religions, with the Jews in Palestine and Muslims recently post-9.11, demonizing both.
This is another of the god’s wicked curveballs, their reverse positioning tool extensively employed, utilizing positioning to prepare for the Apocalypse and your “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.

Guns are bad because they empower men. Much like weightlifting and racing…
Any male-dominated activity is a red flag, just like anything which black subculture compells blacks. Yes, women have guns. Now. Historically this wasn’t an issue. They didn’t drink. They didn’t gamble. Sports. They didn’t do so many behaviors the gods dump men into because they are so destructive.
Now we are losing this, and with it the hope for the future of humanity on Planet Earth.
Your women are your only chance, and the more masculinized they are the less hope you have. Women have always avoided these temptations, and have always guided the men into wisdom and knowledge, allowing them to make progress and avoid another shitty placement when reincarnated. This is the historical relationship between the two genders, and it is changing as we approach The End.

“It’s all going to hell. I don’t have to deal with this mess I helped create. I won’t be here so I don’t give a fuck.” This is the theory people have subscribed to for a couple of lifetimes, and will continue to until they understand reincarnation is real and will be enforced upon them.

What I say is no different than any Republican in the quest to reduce the enormous scope of government.
All those years of increasing government. None of those people were laid off as we regulratly witness in the private sector. Imagine the dead weight on the payroll.
You have to start laying people off. Unfortunately insolvency is the goal the gods have for the United States.
It’s kind of like Mom:::So evil she isn’t eligible for punishment until the end of her life when it is too late

Brain scramble jokes. She was a fake.
All in this position likely are fakes. The gods want things to prgress according to their agenda, and the clone host fakes guarentee the legislation they desire/require.
They aree always fresh, new know-it-all 20 year olds, eager to hurt people and “earn”, so the only way things will improve is ironically if our children improve, if parents raise considerate, moral children. But while we have trashy parents like my family the gods will always have an endless supply of immoral monsers happy to sabotage the country through legislation.

In the course of decay and deterioration of the favor of the people the gods instructed their clone host tools in corporate to make changes to their products and subsequently in people’s lives. The switch to plastic/disposable-based packaging is an outstanding example. Another is the extensive use/proliferation of disposable diapers. Whereas diaper services were the norm during the 20th cenutry a change occurred in the 70s/80s and parents began to incurr evil upon their children, and sadly in some cases think they were “earning” off their own infant children!!!

Salvation is an individual sport. Damnation in this society is a group activity.

The only way Planet Earth will achieve sustainability is if we “take out the trash” and the gods allow the most disfavored among us to be terminated by eliminating reincarnation for those individuals. The bouy is sinking, social decay is becoming ruinous and unless it begins to rise to the surface the gods will get their way and life will end on Planet Earth.

The gods instructed Pharroh to give the Jews gold as temptation, and it worked. Their tactic should ring a bell.
So unlike Pharroh, but an effective corruptor which allowed the gods to justify 40 years of warmongering under Joshua. This caused another host of problems to befall the Jews as well.
The gods used them as “minor partners” with the Italians in the destruction of Planet Earth through “Western Civilization”, leading us to where we are today.

Even as peasant farmers we could be lulled::Good weather, bountiful harvests, etc. This illustrates old-world preacher’s effectiveness::::
This stereotypical preacher had classic preaching styles:::Loud, damnation-fueled teachings. Contrast to today, preachers who are lulling the Damned into “cruise control, the old-world style was important to snap people out of complacency. Unfortunately, in today’s enviornment people consider this style insulting, and they lose a precious message designed for the favored of yesterday.

The Republicans were consistantly fingered for the corrupt trash they are and this time around the gods employed a sleazy, underhanded tactic:::timed the crisis so it would fall into the Democrat’s lap with the bailout scandal. Republican donors/friends enjoyed enrichment at the expense of the taxpayer, as we saw with the S&L Scandal in the 80s, but this time they dodged the scorn associated and tried to unload it on the opposing party.
The real estate scandal was different. The disfavored who do what they are told greased the wheels of this crisis, been foreclosed on and evicted, and are left holding an empty bag labeled “immortality”.
The gods played both sides of this event, and those to whom they sold the real estate scam in the 90s profiteered in the 2000s when the sub-prime machine flew into full gear during the peak of the market in 05-07. But we are all judged for our behavior, real or clone host, and despite perception of priveledge those who participated will suffer poetic justice, unless they have slipped into Damnation and are no longer eligible for punishment.
The gods position their theater like this for a reason::::This alienates the masses who flock to the party of evil liberalism while using the Republicans to prepare for god’s will with governmental insolvency and the destruction of the true “evil empire”, the ultimate punishment for the United States and the West.

The United States is a dumping ground for the disfavored. This was how it was used during European immigration, this is how it is used today.
The Japanese Earthquake/Tsunami of 3/11/11 was actually a good sign for the people. Alarming because it came decades after their most recent admitted atrocities during WWII, at least they experienced corrective punishment, whereas the United States won’t be as lucky.
Russia too enjoyed corrective punishment for the 1980 invasion of Afghanistan.
There is something about Afghanistan. Interferring/injuring the Afghan people incurrs he god’s wrath. It cost the SOviets their protection of communism. Because of it the gods have leveled the playing field among the last few white peoples who still enjoyed protection on their way to a homogeneous global enviornment.
Yes, the gods have been planning for this for decades and using clone host politicians to accomplish their goals. Ronald Reagan turned a $1 trillion Federal debt into $6 trillion at the end of his Administration. Much like W in Iraq, this served to terminate the favor of a group of people. Reagan just didn’t have to do it with violence as W did, but he did do it against white people, which says something.
Personal journal:::3MB.rtf.

The Tuskegee syphilis experiment[1] (also known as the Tuskegee syphilis study or Public Health Service syphilis study) was an infamous clinical study conducted between 1932 and 1972 in Tuskegee, Alabama by the U.S. Public Health Service to study the natural progression of untreated syphilis in poor, rural black men who thought they were receiving free health care from the U.S. government.[1]

If I am Lucifer the Second COming perhaps this may be when the “1000 year clock” begins.
The Matrix apocalypse will occurr in approximately 300 years. By the time the party “dies down” we will approach the 1000 year limit from today.
Don’t forget:::xtianity is evil, and why it charecterized Lucifer as the “bad guy”:::So people wouldn’t be receptive to my message.
Don’t be surprised.

Black xtians will all die in the Apocalypse because it is an Italian religion. Don’t be surprised if homosexuals are on this list.
Any foolish enough not to seek their people’s diety, Allah, will suffer the price of taking the easy way out.
I wouldn’t be surprised if thery have set up a similar situation for non-white xtians, people whose choice of religions is based on materialism.

I speak of how The Beast has changed the country and the world with Californication. Whereas 20 years ago the young women used to ridicule homosexuality now they find it acceptable. Come the next generation the norm may be experimentation.
Not in the South. The Southern man has retained even more time, consider homosexuality an abomination and reject bi-racial unions, rightfully so. Unfortunately, much like the immigration issue the gods use hated to accomplish the region’s value system among the masses.
Understand the Matrix/reality duality::::For every issue the gods have their REAL reason for creating an issue. In the case of the SOuthern man it is because they have the conbination of favor/disfavor which allows them to maintain the god’s conservative stance embraced by humanity throughout time.
Of course the giveback in the SOuth would be elements like overconsumption of alcohol, abandoning the gods for NASCAR Sunday, tattoo freaks violating the body the gods gave them in their image. Pure favor it is not:::What they gain in a decent value system they lose elsewhere. The fact the gods preyed upon the Southern man with a drug-driven, junkie-laden brilliant regional rock bands is a bad sign. The perpetual nature of country music is another:::Rock is dead. Too many of these rednecks live in ignornace and feel their perpetual music genre is a sign of favor. Quite the opposite is true.
I have repeatedly illustrated the frequency of “reverse positioning”. This is yet another.

Although they may argue, Hawaiians are the first Americans. Long before the Pilgrims, these Polynesians left their motherland for this new place, thereby condemning them as the first rejects kicked out.
They made a big mistake bringing their pigs, because this is a big negative in their diet. Too much fish, too much pork.
This is one of the reasons the Japanese got hammered. A minor reason, 3.11 never woudl have occurred without Korean Comfort Women, Rape of Nanking, historical examples of monsterous behavior punished twice with nuclear crisis, etc., but still a valid point with merit:::The Cove.
In the fishing sport and industry product procurement is a practice in cruelty. Either with a hook or in a net, suffering is great and exceeds that of its land counterparts.
Avoid the consumption of fish. It carries a enhanced price.
Cloven hooves die immediately. Especially industrially.
The only drawback is when the gods deliberatley interject evil based on history/legacy.
When the organization is evil, the gods will instruct poor living conditions for the animals, so although they die immediately in the slaughterhouse they suffer throughout their lives. This is something the gods deliberately create to ensure the legacy is fulfilled and resulting disfavor befalls the customer base.

They destroyed my life to enhance their positioning, achieved their goals then fucked me for it. Now their positioning implies a vested interest with their clone host fakes and the gods will act on it because “People’s careers (and businesses) are at stake.”.
I will help people but because of this torment leading to hatred, because of “no nobility” I have been downgraded and everything which might make my life special the gods positioned away.
And despite how wicked it may be the gods WILL follow through. People’s perception of the god’s positioning is far more important than morals, being good and living up to the pedistal these hypocrites sit upon.

I wish I could have been in Mengele’s operating room when the top Italians who planned WorldWarII went from screams of rage to screams of terror.

The first $30,000 of income should be exempted from all Federal and state taxes for those earning less than $50k.
Fuck the gods. for taxing the working poor.

Five Ways to Eat More Compassionately in the New Year:
1. Eat less chicken (and fewer eggs)
“When you reduce or eliminate chicken and egg consumption, you are helping some of the most abused animals on the planet. Chickens raised for meat are often crammed by the thousands into filthy warehouses and denied access to the outdoors, fresh air and sunlight for their entire lives.
Chickens raised for eggs don’t have it much better. They can be packed so tightly in fetid cages that they never engage in basic natural behaviors or even stretch their wings. Millions are starved for a few weeks each year to shock their bodies into another egg-laying cycle. Think about it: is your momentary enjoyment of an omelet really worth making an already depressed and miserable animal go hungry for weeks? If that doesn’t sit right with you, opt for the high-protein, cruelty-free tofu scramble instead.”
2. Replace cow’s milk with a healthy, animal-friendly, non-dairy, calcium-fortified milk made from almonds, rice, oats, coconut, soy or hemp
4. Resolve to eat vegetarian ONE DAY each week. And a nice steak the rest of the days?
The gods could create an industry that is compassionate and markets a product that considers the animals who are slaughtered for profit, but in this enviornment of decay we lost this benefit sometime in the past. In addition, only those with favor will be able to tolerate the protein deficiency. They gods will use this excuse to force people into this monsterous industry.
Requirements for disfavored whose health they ruin is a good example:::Protein-heavy diet with lots of meat, and unacceptable fruits (apples, grapes).
What’s sad is the gods TOLD the clone host fakes that run these agCorp. organizations to set this torturous system up SPECIFICALLY to cause patrons to incurr evil at this accelerated clip.
The message::::Either you behave godly or you contribute one more element which will justify your Damnation.

People Behaving Badly. Improper use of blue handicapped placecards. god fuck shit motherfucking bastards.
Dirty sleazy motherfuckers.
$900 shot to hell. It’s not enough they gave me hospitalization. I go in and they set me up with an RTC card, in essence proof I am handicapped for transportation purposes and motherfucking Medicare/MediCal and they didn’t ask or give me a DMV placecard.
“It won’t matter.” Fuck you. Don’t waste your time anymore.
You fucking filth were on me like white on rice. That never would have happened if you didn’t prep them. You knew I was legit.
Thank you for making my mind up for me.

“We were trying to help you.” I heard.
I no longer care.
“We’re not coming back.” You haven’t left yet. Too bad you came in the first place.
I’d be far better off like the hoards in cruise control. Will only take a couple lifetimes before I’m down there with them anyways. And the gods will be able to claim they are trying to help me, inflicting misery and CHEATING me out of my last lifetimes saying they were trying ot motivate me to change.
You use AI to lead me into fulfilling your goals and then fuck me for it. You are immoral, ungodly monsters.

This is the most unenvious placement the gods could bestow on anyone chosen for such a lofty title.
I despise the gods. They devastated my life to pull this off. Don’t be influenced by my bias. Hatred is the only way anyone would be willing to teach you these things.
The god’s “control freak” nature ruined this Situation. Everything had to be micromanaged. They prevented any organic growth, instead forcing their will on every last detail with their irresponsible use of power.
I wasn’t this good in my last life and I won’t be this good in my next life.
The gods CHEATED me out of the most important life in a billion lives. The gods prevented the organic growth of the Situation because they are control freaks and choreogaphed this theater according to their specifics.

“Everybody’s glad that you’re going to die.” My enemies would committ suicide just to avoid torture from me.
“Who fucking cares, it’s only him.”:::
If my enemies get fucked their punishment shows they are still eligible. If they fall into cruise control they are on easy street for 1000 years and I get nothing. Either way I lose.
This is the most unenvious placement the gods could bestow on anyone chosen for such a lofty title.

If I never smoked pot the Jew would have given me brain poison instead. The gods had the freedom smoking pot gave them. Either way the gods set me up for certain failure.
I suspect positioning says since I failed as Second Coming it can’t happen now, saving it for the Jews later, since they feel it is rightfully theirs. The reality is Lucifer The Opposer was accomplished according to the gods agenda, which obviously didn’t afford much accomplishment. The fake Matrix Second Coming will occurr later. In my opinion we have approximately 4 lifetimes before the Apocalypse, aka the begginging of the “1000 years with Jesus on Earth” clock.

“It’s all going to hell. I don’t have to deal with this mess I helped create. I won’t be here so I don’t give a fuck.” This is the theory people have subscribed to for lifetimes, and will continue to until they understand reincarnation is real and will be enforced upon them.

9:25p
Say they will give me brain poison, “enough to make me forget”, then let that trash family have at me.
They will justify it with saying they will take back the wisdom they gave me (convieniently) earned when I did the right thing. Didn’t do that many things right:::I suspect this excuse was essential to allow them to move forward with their positioning.
You got to know the gods have compromised their integrity in there somewhere. They say I repelled from activity only after they pushed me into molesting as punishment, but I don’t think that is accurate.
The claim is I deserve to lose the wisdom because I spread the knowledge instead of using it. The reality is this strategy was essential to wash their hands of their immoral liberties of the 20th century, which is what they used me for. I have to pay for their lies.

Guns are bad because they empower men. Much like weightlifting and racing…
Any male-dominated activity is a red flag, just like anything which black subculture compells blacks. Yes, women have guns. Now. Historically this wasn’t an issue. They didn’t drink. They didn’t gamble. Sports. They didn’t do so many behaviors the gods dump men into because they are so destructive.
Now we are losing this, and with it the hope for the future of humanity on Planet Earth.
Your women are your only chance, and the more masculinized they are the less hope you have. Women have always avoided these temptations, and have always guided the men into wisdom and knowledge, allowing them to make progress and avoid another shitty placement when reincarnated. This is the historical relationship between the two genders, and it is changing as we approach The End.

People will readily recognize how fucked blacks are. Mysogyny is among their worst problems, mistreating their women ensures a stagnant, even regressing population.
The demographic that is subscribed as xtian conservative have a similar problem, ironically. They celebrate a subculture of machismo and pass it on to their male children. This necessarily includes pride in sexual conquest. Viewed differently than the unashamed mysogny of blacks, the result is often the same::A sence of male superiority where the women are left to assimilate or be outcasts.

“Poisoning their brainwashed minds.” xtainity brainwashed you. Liberalism is the poison.
The gods used xtainity to demonize Lucifer, ensuring people refused to heed the teachings of THE SECOND COMING!!!. Lucifer is the Second Coming of Christ!!!
xtianity is the product of the Apostle’s books of the New Testiment and can’t be trusted to contain the true teachings of Jesus Christ. Just like each one of you corrupt whores, the gods could have tempted them with immortality if they lie when writing the New Tesatiment. Then the gods dictated verbatim specifically to parlay into the destructive phenominah known as xtianity.
We have seen the gods engage in similar behavior to keep people away from good religions, with the Jews in Palestine and Muslims recently post-9.11.
This is another of the god’s wicked curveballs, their reverse positioning tool extensively employed, utilizing positioning to prepare for the Apocalypse and your “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.

What I say is no different than any Republican in the quest to reduce the enormous scope of government.
All those years of increasing government. None of those people were laid off as we regulratly witness in the private sector. Imagine the dead weight on the payroll.
You have to start laying people off. Unfortunately insolvency is the goal the gods have for the United States.
It’s kind of like Mom:::So evil she isn’t eligible for punishment until the end of her life when it is too late

Brain scramble jokes. She was a fake.
All in this position likely are fakes. The gods want things to prgress according to their agenda, and the clone host fakes guarentee the legislation they desire/require.
They aree always fresh, new know-it-all 20 year olds, eager to hurt people and “earn”, so the only way things will improve is ironically if our children improve, if parents raise considerate, moral children. But while we have trashy parents like my family the gods will always have an endless supply of immoral monsers happy to sabotage the country through legislation.

In the course of decay and deterioration of the favor of the people the gods instructed their clone host tools in corporate to make changes to their products and subsequently in people’s lives. The switch to plastic/disposable-based packaging is an outstanding example. Another is the extensive use/proliferation of disposable diapers. Whereas diaper services were the norm during the 20th cenutry a change occurred in the 70s/80s and parents began to incurr evil upon their children, and sadly in some cases think they were “earning” off their own infant children!!!

In implimenting the global decay initiated with the 20th cenutry the gods compromised their integrity.
WorldWarI led into the hedonism of the ROaring20s, for which we were punished with the Great Depression. During which, the gods offered the people temptations, such as Prohibition and Seabuiscut, easy money gambling, which we are witnessing again with sports wagering. To punish further they gave us WorldWarII.
How much of this was legitimate and how much did they have to push people into to enable their agenda??
And this Sitution we experience allows the gods to wash their hands of culpability, cleanse their conscious of this indiscretion, this compromise, for in their eyes now they have made it up to the disfavored.
And the leveling of the global playing field continues.
The gods are ungodly.

The gods are malicious and vindictive. Nobody wants to hear it because you’ve invested your whole lives but there’s backstabbing underhanded shit they inflict on the people.
What I teach is the truth, and they will let me fall for it despite using me as their “Chosen One” to send you this message. Ultimately you will all be “rewarded” with your “consolation prize” and think you were right all along. But the truth is and always will be that you’ve been left behind.

The Beast is a place and the social decay which emerges. The Anti-Christ is the bullshit.
The Anti-Christ is the positioning, whether enforcing the historical perception of the Holocaust, refusing to acknolowdge the existance/capability of Artificial Intelligence or the clone host fakes who infest society’s upper eschelons, those whom the gods use to enforce the BigLie which compells people to incurr evil through temptation.
The gods are composer, conductor and the clone hosts are their symphony, the tools they use to manage Planet Earth and the disfavored who reside.
Everyone “going along” is part of the problem. Ironically, this may be where you “earn” your place in the Apocalypse, the fake “Matrix” battle of good and evil, and your “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.
This is the REAL battle of good and evil. Take it or leave it.

Sex is a temptation that the gods used throughout history among the grossly disfavored but more inclusively in this day and age. Relegated to the most disfavored in milenia past (Italian hedonism, etc) now their patriarchal positioning was used in the modern era to spread this mindset throughout the Western world. Instead of experiencing decency as we did by marriage at 15, the men’s disfavor has run roughshot, and their sexual impulses as well as their corruption/preditory nature have defined the enviornment for everyone, including the females. To belong the females must sink to their level, ensuring a declining level of favor for everyone and a stagnant population, unable to progress forward.
We see this frequently in the black community. Without the controls experienced by slavery and the KKK the people get out of control due to their morbid disfavor, and the result is dead 3 year-old children in drive-by shootings and 10 year-old prostitutes. The same has occurred with the males in Western societies, for they have similar abject disfavor which, left unchecked, develops into socially destructive behavior.

Many tactics were used to achieve the decline we realized as we slipped away from sexual decency, but the effective result was deterioration down to the level of OUR blacks, the Italians, ironically. The gods are punishing the people, and we need to abate the destructive behavior which has dragged us individually and collectively towards the edge of the abyss. The only hope will come from them, and it won’t be everybody. The world will be devided into those who succeeded and those who did not:::The “haves and have nots”.
The decayed state of society is a result of the female’s failures to maintain control over the men, and the resulting inevitable Apocalypse will be their fault.

Xtianity charecterized Lucifer as evil, the angel of darkness, ensuring few if any would be receptive upon his arrfival. The reality is he is the “opposer”, battles the gods over the injustices inflicted upon the people.
Like the United States, xtianity is a tool of the gods used to promote the deception of “The Matrix”

Said my telepathic audience last night (11.16.11) was 10,000,000. “More.”:::::
“And he causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.”
Revelation 13:16-18
“Won’t get a job”/succeed in western capitalism unless you believe/subscribe to society’s popular perception about the BigLie (positioning):::Can’t buy/sell without “the mark”::Tied in with Californication and The Beast’s liberalism.
It doesn’t relate to the god’s “Matrix” Italian positioning directly, for the role of the Jews was the liberal domaine. They are the ones doing the “legwork” so to speak::Don’t forget the Jews extensive involvement in the counterculture/”social revolution” of the 60s. With the Holocaust in the rear-view mirror the gods offered this clue to help you understand.
The gods forced this “Anti-Christ” duty on them, promoters of indecency, and they were an instrumental tool in the destruction of social decency and ultimately life on Planet Earth.
Now we understand where my poison came from:::The Beast defeats the Second Coming in the REAL battle of good vs. evil and disperses the disfavored who fail to learn.
666 is the Number of The Beast. Expect it is recurring in the SanFranciscoBayArea somewhere, somehow.
The Beast is a place and the social decay which emerges. The Anti-Christ is the bullshit.
The Anti-Christ is the positioning, whether enforcing the historical perception of the Holocaust, refusing to acknolowdge the existance/capability of Artificial Intelligence or the clone host fakes who infest society’s upper eschelons, those who the gods use to enforce the BigLie which compells people to incurr evil through temptation.
Everyone “going along” is part of the problem.
This is the REAL battle of good and evil. Take it or leave it.

The gods are using this positioning to deceive people.
I said repeatedly Judism is the way. The superior religion in the West, orthodox Judism will follow closely to the expectations of the gods. They used the Jews in Europe to offer the people a different alternative, showing them this opportunity.
In this event the gods attempted to demonize Judism, which we witness in Palestine and the Middle East as well. This isn’t the only use of this tactic:::The gods used the media and popular culture in the United States and throughout the West to demonize Islam, portraying them as evil.
xtianity is the world’s worst major religion. Abandon xtianity.

W signs legislation outlawing stem cell research. Reverse positioning::::
Just like the Osama issue the Republicans, party of good, don’t want to be responsible for the deterioration of favor medical advances causes (cures, innoculations, etc).
In time medical advances will cure disease, creating an enviornment which will justify that described in the Bible as “1000 years with Jesus”. Women’s diseases will be last, since they have the greatest favor, justified with the least research funding for women’s diseases, while the AIDS vaccine will be first, ushering in a new era of 70s-style bathhouse deviacy.
Welcome to your nightmare.

Satan Clause::The gods use the name similarity to send a clue about this Dutch figure, pissing on Europeans.
You all incurr evil by celebrating xmas.

Taser is another example of the deterioration of the human condition, like the change in the military from conscription to volunteer force (see below).
So often these criminals would experience deadly force and be reincarnated to try again. Odds were they weren’t the degenerates they were this life so their opportunity would truely be renewed.
They were better off dead.
Similarly, both AIDS and capital punishment accomplish the same goal. AIDS’s cocktails enables people hurting themselves with their behavior to live and incurr damaging levels of evil for many decades longer than had they died young.
Recognize Texas’s use of the death penalty as evidence the state is good. Once people understand this reverse positioning they see the god’s effective use of The Beast, the state of California, to promote a popular/humanitarian sense of “superiority” to the wickedness of liberalism.
“It’s better but it still sucks.” Don’t criticize my writing. This fucking job don’t pay jack shit, and my health gets fucked up by the gods for my efforts because their positioning gives them the freedom to. Keep your goddamn comments to yourself assholes.
Fuck you.

As I explained, contrary to xtain dogma Lucifer is the good guy. The gods fucked up our society and Lucifer is trying to help you understand that, understand the evil inherant in your behavior by merely participating in today’s enviornment.
Could Lucifer be a prophet? Considering the heavy metal temptation they used me for (Black Sabbath reunion final clue??) this may fulfill the Matrix xtian perception of who Lucifer is, while my message gets lost in the god’s defense tactics and positioning.

Other powerful clues:::
-The Zastava Koral (Serbian Cyrillic: ??????? ?????), also known simply as the Yugo, was a subcompact car built by the Zastava corporation. The first Yugo 45 was handmade on 2 October 1978.
Yugo as disgrace – The Yugo was voted Car Talk’s worst car of the millennium.[8]
-Aérospatiale-BAC Concorde was a turbojet-powered supersonic passenger airliner, a supersonic transport (SST). It was a product of an Anglo-French government treaty, combining the manufacturing efforts of Aérospatiale and the British Aircraft Corporation. First flown in 1969, Concorde entered service in 1976 and continued commercial flights for 27 years.
-Christa McAuliffe (September 2, 1948 – January 28, 1986) was an American teacher from Concord, New Hampshire, and was one of the seven crew members killed in the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.
These, as well as the hundreds, THOUSANDS of other clues, is supposed to bring attention to my teachings and the task you have before you.

The Meaning of Life
You don’t want to learn from me. The gods don’t respect anyone a being given something, and they don’t want anyone violating their will by shedding light as I do. That is why preachers and priests hurt themselves with their work, why I paid such a dear price and why Jesus had to die.
The true goal in life is to learn and understand what the gods teach the favored children, embrace and practice these as life rules. As you successfully avoid temptation the gods will begin to bestow wisdom upon each individual. With this you should build a base of wisdom which will assist you to strengthen your position and continually make progress.
Learning from me is a negative, but you people have failed so hard the gods deemed it necessary. Learn as little as you can from me and do the work completely for yourself.

Many believed changing the military from consignment-based to an all-volunteer force was a positive. In fact the draft compelled the gods to incurr obligation for which they would make up to those chosen later/in a future life.
The change from military draft to volunteer force dispelled the gods of blame and future compensation to the disfavored. They were able to sell this as positive progress in this enviornment of “libereral superiority”, which was used to spread The Beast’s “Californication” like a cancer, just as the gods did with capitalism, Christianity, democracy and Westernization, in an attempt to level the playing field and prepare for the Apocalypse globally.

There is no Satan. The gods control everything with their technology. They are very much “hands-on” dieties, ones which test people with temptation to ensure worthiness.
They will use people, clone hosts, even prophets to accomplish their goals using the same tactics of deception and temptation. These people who engage in the evil we see on Planet Earth don’t go to heaven as they so believe. They are reincarnated as lesser life forms, punishment for their wickedness. So the Italians who planned the black gangster wars of the 90s were reincarnated into these individuals to experience the misery they freely planned for others, signature poetic justice the gods LOVE to administer.
People will perceive a change in someone’s life when the reality is the gods clone hosted the individual who is now a different person, and that new person’s legacy fits the change and new lifestyle, how the gods justify this different treatment. For temptation’s sake they sell otherwise, and it looks as if the evil of the original has been rewarded. This is a terrible corruptor and hurts disfavored in the audience very, very badly.
The gods are to be feared, for there is nothing they will not do:::Having someone engage in an act of evil, putting in a fake and treating them differently because they are a different person, thereby creating the perception of reward is IMMORAL AND DISTURBED. Weak, impressionable minds observing this will certainly become corrupted.
The Apostles tell us Jesus says he will save us all, the gods will forgive us. The gods punish people for sins of prior lives by reincarnating them as monsters in society, using them as corruptors, creating social poison or simply as distraction. Due to the progressive decline these preditors experinece, they prey on us even worse in each subsequent life, hurting our children, our families and our future.
Incidentally, the Apostles (or their clone host fakes) who wrote the New Testiment are just like you all:::They were corrupt and did everything they were told:::”But god, Jesus never said that. Do you want me to lie?” “Do you want to be immortal or don’t you. Don’t ask questions asshole.”
Moses leads the people out of Egypt because slavery is supposed to be bad for the people, when the reality is this was probably the highest ascention rate humanity ever experienced:::Contentment never motivated anyone.
This is reverse positioning.
People have no hope. We’re all fucked.
Welcome to The Matrix.

Jesus WAS special, but not because of why you may think::::
Jesus was used to create The Matrix, the alternate perception which the gods can use to distract people away from the true goal, ascention into heaven and “moving on” past Earth.
xtians who believe in Jesus WILL have eternal life HERE ON PLANET EARTH!!! They will continually be recycled as the “new colonists” I mention above.
Son? A clone? What about other prophets? Mohammed? Moses?
How many of you would YOU want running around? Do they have a disposal policy where they throw the clones away when they are done using them?

This is the meaning of life. The meaning of life is a very complex concept, and I can continually list details and explain the god’s positioning, but it ultimately becomes counterproductive and a distraction that is a total waste of time.
Rather than try to understand how the gods conduct business and manage Planet Earth you should have faith, be devoted to doing the right thing, being a better person and strive to achieve the goal of repairing your relationship with the gods through attonement.
In the back room of Joseph Mengele’s operating facility came a screetching voice:::”HOW DARE YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE GODFATHER!! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE SLOW!!” Ironic::What goes around comes around.
But one day the gods will no longer care, the people won’t qualify for the insight punishment offers, the decision will have been made and even the “godfather” will be looking at the consolation prize of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.
The gods are jacking you for all you’re worth:::Your soul.

The gods are very conservative, the Republicans are the morally superior political party, but the gods have confused the enviornment by ensuring a sufficient combination of good AND evil in every entity, so no matter which side you allign with you incurr evil and get into trouble with the gods.
In this enviornment you have to make progress just to keep pace.
Republican’s two primary traditional elements of evil are enviornmental disregard in favor of profit, illustrated with the 2010 BP fiasco in the Gulf of Mexico. The second is warmongering. Too often the gods sell people on war as “earning” when in reality it hurts everyone involved, even those against the war, for we will all pay for the sins of our leaders. The blood spilled is on all of our hands and is a price of being a citizen of the United States. This is poetic because due to the sins of your former lives you have lost the priveledge of motherland and have been banished to this land of enhanced temptation and increased evil, for which you will all lose:::The United States is the ghetto of Planet Earth.
Another new element of Republican evil is corruption. We will experience Democratic corruption, but normally this occurs on an individual level. With the Republicans it is industry-wide, global, and institutionalized. For example, W’s Republican administration continued banking deregulation, allowing for the banking crisis we all paid for with the bailout that exploded the national debt. Whether the S&L crisis, junk bonds or this banking/economic crisis the Republicans are corrupt and steal on a macro/global basis, taking us to finanicial crisis and eventually economic collapse upon default the the devaluation of the dollar.
Reverse positioning:::This is an act of good on the god’s part. “Contentment never motivated anyone”. People have lost their way, pacified by the wealth they experinece in their lives. Satisfaction in life defeats the urgency needed to achieve sucess and move on past Planet Earth.

“Germans?” Nazis were the good guys.
Without the Holocaust they would have won the European Theater and protected its residents from the wicked effects of Californication (liberalism, counter-culture), originated in the belly of The Beast. They woudln’t have experienced communism, superior to the dictatorship which would have ocurred had they won, but they would have sheltered the Europeans from the mind-poisoning effects of porno and Faces of Death, as China does for its people.
Now Western Europe has great disfavor in comparison to the east, so there would have been great deterioration of this protection, especially in the most disfavoered countries, like England. But many would have experineced this protection for the additional 50 years, until Ronald Reagan spent them into submission with the national credit card (debt) like they did communism.
Western Europe didn’t have the favor necessary to make this happen and the gods used the Holocaust to justify failure. But it is better than being the doomed preditory mongrol shit in the United States.

The gods claim some supernatural event will occurr when I pass, a “Star of Bethlehem” type of incident.
Perhaps, but I think we already realized it that day on Ocean Beach, witnessed by thousands. “West Coast.” Quality clues are hard to come by.
This, Boss and TSUSHOGO are about as good as the clues get. The gods aren’t very generous. Some people learned but those people were going to learn anyways. Most readily discounted this pittance in the face of the god’s overwhelming positioning.

The gods offer clues to the people in many ways. Naturally one way is the Bible.
Genesis offers a clue about apples as a tool of temptation, a warning to avoid this fruit.
They released a story on CNN about arsenic in apples and apple products. Incidentally, during the story they mentioned there was an apple arsenic scare 30 years ago, so this wasn’t the first time the gods sent this clue. Much like Halloween, apples are an early corruptor of young children, being fed all manners of apple products.
They sent the same clue with mercury and fish.

Just as the Catholic church was used to spread Western patriarchy, so did the gods use them to destroy cultures around the world, force Africans into bondage and create this evil known as the United States of America.
Creating religious discontent, which the gods controlled through the Church, as largest landowner in Europe, they controlled the thrones, and dictated the promotion of political policies which created political and social discontent, sending flocks of Europeans into colonizing the New World.

THE WOMEN IN A “NORMAL” FAMILY (non-masculinized/male charecteristics) ARE YOUR “HOLY PEOPLE”!!! THEY ARE YOUR BEST INTERFACE WITH THE GODS!!!
Their role throughout history has been to communicate the wisdom the gods grant them because of their favor, and once communicated it allows the entire family to progress when reincarnated. Effectively acomplishing this task may buy them a quality opportunity to ascend in their next life depending on other factors.
What about fucked up families where the man submits and the woman is masculinized? When the woman has adopted too many male charecteristics/behaviors nobody receives the wisdom so necessary for progress to be realized and the family remains near stagnant for that generation unless some epiphany is experienced.
Your job as a future mother is to learn the god’s ways and to help your child understand the proper way to live despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today’s society. Without consciousous parents fulfilling this role the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today’s environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship with the gods and move on. You don’t want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that, decreasing the god’s role in our everyday lives (medicine cures sickness, drought/irrigation and the family farm, etc).
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don’t be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The gods use all their tools as temptation. Much like Artificial Intelligence misleading people into the concept of “earning”, their “clone hosts” promoting The Beast’s Californication agenda through popular culture, so too are the god’s prophets used in the capacity of temptation. Like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today’s modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust. They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities. The gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy, so they will enjoy the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything, including my title as prophet.
The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL “Second Coming of Christ”, while the “fake” Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god’s true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth” begins.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god’s positioning proves they work to prevent people’s understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for a chance for the disfavored, for justice, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah’s Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led with “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”. In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine “cures” aging, the “manufacture” of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free cocaine (space coke), etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to “die off”, literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity and worship of their false god, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry throughout the course of history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
It’s a house of hypocrites.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new colonist poulation, the proverbial “apple” of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

Consistant with “reverse positioning” understand the REAL Second Coming would equate with The Matrix’s Anti-Christ, the fake battle of good and evil which will come at the end.
Understanding how they use the political environment to redefine people’s value system, realize anyone who speaks of the old world and its ways will envoke hatred. So when/if the Anti-Christ comes along speaking of reverting back to what liberalism would consider regressive and unfair, it may be the only hope to salvage the god’s favor and buy more time rather than begin the 1000 year clock. The fake Second Coming will feed into this political enviornment.
Also consistant with “reverse positioning” recognize the gods will offer a REAL Anti-Christ, also known as The Beast. I have addressed these issues in years past::::
The gods will offer clues throughout every dynamic of life. Geographical features on the world map is yet another:::The benevolent “Man in the Moon” is a clue suggesting your potential in the eyes of the gods. Until then, the gods must test our worthiness, temptation reflected in the “dark side” of the moon, a side we never see.
The Beast is not a person, as the xtian Bible would suggest. It is a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. And it refers to the socio-political poison the region exuded in the latter 20th century which promoted indecent behavior among the people and caused rapid deterioration of their values and subsequently their favor among the gods. This decay spread to other states and countries, fulfilling the region’s role as The Beast of the Apocalypse.
Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of the eye of The Beast Diablo and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be a mere shell of what it once was:::The longer you fail to repair your relationship with the gods the lower your benefit “ceiling” falls, including how much time the gods grant you.

Forgiveness aside because it is bullshit lip service, the price of experiencing this modern societal decay is the revision down of potential time received. Because of these factors those who participated have experienced a lowering of the benefit ceiling that was in place. Whereas centuries ago they were eligible for immortality, theoretically, now that potential has dramatically lowered because of their wicked, immoral behavior of the last 50 years. You may work on your relationship with the gods and even repair it, ascending in some future life. But because you fell for such evil temptation in the 20th & 21st centuries you won’t be around nearly as long as your chaste, pure antecedent who ascended centuries before.

Your kids think you’re not real just as you thought your mother was a fake. Accept loss. You’re not going anywhere.

TO attempt to remedy chronic problems you should pray nightly, go back to your place of worship. Only by doing the right things will the gods allow improvement, and only through attonement will they allow progress. You know all the evil you’ve committed in your life. Observing your parent’s issues will help you understand what you’ve done in a prior life, for the gods reincarnate based on this legacy.

“Fuck religion, it’s full of shit.” Something wrong with every major religion.
“Judism?” I suspect all factions of Judism praise Moses for freeing them from slavery. This is a fine place to start:::Contentment never motivated anyone. The goal is to progress, to move beyond Earth, and anything that motivates someone to actively work on their problems is a blessing.
If still oppressed they’d be like the Egyptians or the Lybians:::They’d see all the cash and want some too. The structural changes in societies throughout the world, infected by the spread of Westernization, has poisoned the minds of even those whom the gods bestow/maintain favor. Iran comes to mind because, unlike Iraq, Iran has no end in sight, despite the uprising earlier, inspired likely by traitors who deliberately betray the people thinking they’re “earning”, much like so many blacks in civil Rights, Women’s movement, etc.
Understanding the wickedness and deliberately playing this part maximizes the evil people incurr, so to understand is actually the clue of absolute disfavor, mere steps from Damnation.

AIDS in Africa was a clue from the gods in an attempt to correct their promiscuous sexual behavior, as was female genitile mutilation. Their positioning says Italian revenge.

A good example of societal decay and how the gods manage their culpability is birth defects. In the past the gods occassionally punished people by divinely creating birth defects in the womb. Now, with the advent of biotechnology, they tempt the mother with “earning” and compell her to take a substance in utero which deforms the fetus, dispelling the gods of blame and future compensation to the disfavored. This is also the goal when switching the military from consignment-based to an all-volunteer force:::What appears to be progress may be just the opposite.
The gods work in mysterious ways. Trying to understand it a waste of time and a distraction you impose upon yourself. Example:::Punishment is a good thing. It is feedback from the gods and illustrates unacceptable behavior. When they don’t care is when you are in trouble.
Incidentally, they use liberal policies in today’s socio-political environment to pay for these individuals, ensuring a lifetime wasted, for they have no hope for progress in that state. Too often in the past they were mercifully killed by loved ones and, upon reincarnation, brought back without this handicap, allowing them a chance to achieve progress immediately.
The gods are washing their hands of culpability.
The gods are washing their hands of Planet Earth.

The gods have no sexual organs. The reproduce via cloning. They don’t respect sex. You can understand this clue with how the most disfavored around us behave sexually (blacks) and the use of promiscuity among the young people.
The gods take children because of their innocence and purity. When a child ascends into heaven AI eventually relieves them of this temptation that is their sexual organs.

Much like the immigration issue, the reason Muslims cover their women isn’t because of the god’s REAL reason. Sex is the African’s biggest problem, and concealing their women allows the gods to justify containing men’s behavior.
In the 60s and 70s the discussion was public that how women dressed caused their own sexual assault and rape. And this is very much true. In today’s society these men have release, the women are sluts, for if they continued to dress this way without conceeding sexual relations there would be far more incidents than are reported.
Women are to blame for the deterioration and decay of society and will be responsible for the end on Planet Earth. Throguhout history they were enforcers of decency among favored people, married at 15 and used to contain men’s behavior in the context of society, and as we slipped into the indecency of patriarchy the women relinquished control.
The gods did this all to you. They used their tool of xtainity to achieve it. And it fits their agenda for decay, allowing them to ultimately justify Apocalypse.

Don’t forget:::Whether war, slavery, torture, any holocaust, crack babies, drive by shootings, AIDS or any other misery inflicted on mankind throughout history know the gods did this to you out of punishment, for evil of your current and past lives.
The gods are control freaks who micromanage through their technology.
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death’s construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
The “Man in the Moon” feature illustrating their benevolence quite frankly is inaccurate in the dying days of this or any planet.

A victim of the god’s irresponsible use of their power::::
The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
Considered necessary for positioning despite destroying my youth and my life, taking my health was a fatal mistake. Now I am unable to defend myself.
The Crucible:::”Go along” with positioning or die.
-The exploited. The gods suggest they will only telepathically admitt any of this is true (based on level of favor) only after I die.
Why telepathic? Why does this Situation have to be nearly exclusively telepathic???:::
1. To minimize obligation and compensation to the victim (me)
2. To maintain control and decide who receives it based on some subjective factors.
You’d be amazed how many immediately delete this spam in their blog and/or think they are “earning” by receiving it from me.

I went to an evil church as a child. xtiainity is all evil, and Catholisism is the root of all xtianity.
The gods had me throw a Damien Omen-style fit in church as a clue. Typical for their duality, positioning in the context of The Matrix, they sold it as I was evil acting up in church. The truth is just the opposite, that this was a wicked place, used to destroy cultures around the world and level all people’s playing field under the single banner of Western patriarchy, preparing the disfavored “left behind” for the Apocalypse.

Being who I am I see the ugliest of the gods, violating decency and human dignity, disregarding morality and right/wrong, just so they can position perceptions and pull of this theater they have created, so please excuse my bias rooted in resentment, for I will desecrate their name whenever possible.
Fuck religion, it’s full of shit.
The gods prioritize positioning over morality, perception over right and wrong. As a result they have compromised their integrity and remain suspect, unworthy of their pedestal as “gods”.
Immoral immortals.
The symbol of the false god Jesus is a cross. The symbol of the gods is a star, perhaps with a circle. Piss on the star.
Creating hatred was essential to create a real situation, one where the victim would utilize this new tool of the internet to spread the reality we’re faced with. They ruined my childhood, my life, and the product is an enemy. I am the sacrificial lamb, and the gods are my cancer.
You people comply and believe you are friends, falling for temptation and doing evil you shouldn’t be, with only empty, unfulfilled promises to put your hope in. And year after year you stay and wait.
And if you think there is randomness in how these events go you don’t understand the control freak nature of the gods. They got the power to dictate how everything progresses so they form the agenda long beforehand, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AHEAD OF TIME, and instruct Artificial Intelligence to execute the approved agenda. Due to their positioning they are free to walk away from obligation and responsibility, minimizing the benefit we will all receive.

HAd I been the example for the disfavored rather than merely the teacher the gods would have terrorized me throughout what was left of my life (punishment for sins) before I was put down for subsequent reincarnation because I hit my ceiling of progress which they were going to allow. Unfortunately, the disfavored audience would have perceived this on face value and the efforts of my life would have been negated by the gods and their reverse positioning.
You fuckers need an epiphany. Like the species die-offs weren’t enough? The onslaught of natural disasters and tragedies? The East Coast earthquake? How about when we experience an massive closure of churches , beginning in California then spreading across the country?? When that day comes you will have waited too long. It will be too late.

They sure fucked me good when they planted that shit in my apartment.
They may be planning a “come to a head #2″, just like October-November 2008, they will want everything to fall apart.
And this is all their doing. They planned this and executed everything with their technology. I swear I don’t care how old they are. The gods are hypocrites and are lying to you all.
Now they will have the freedom to position some ugliness after I suck in poison for a couple days.
“You’ll be sorry.” We all know I’m taking the easy way out.
They picked me out for this, waste my life to make it happen then they will use this event in my next life to create even more misery for me.
You wanted social repulsion. You wanted anti-clothing. You needed to accomodate both. Instead you gave me a short-term job so you could justify getting me sick.
You’re a bad investment. My ceiling has fallen so far any further investment on my part is wasted.
I have a guarenteed floor. Your behavior suggests you are determined to see the floor realized, so I will just accept it and take the easy way out.
This thing is too ugly for anything but abandonment.
You fucking degenrates. You used me to communicate all this, granting you a clear conscious for what you did during the 20th century.
This was “making it up to people” all in one shot. At my expense.

This is the meaning of life. The meaning of life is a very complex concept, and I can continually list details and explain the god’s positioning, but it ultimately becomes counterproductive and a distraction that is a total waste of time.
Rather than try to understand how the gods conduct business and manage Planet Earth you should have faith, be devoted to doing the right thing, being a better person and strive to achieve the goal of repairing your relationship with the gods through attonement.

To choreograph positioning the gods found cooperation of my family imperitive.
Sold to my mother before I was born, she complied with the Situation believing it would buy her immortality. My entire family bought into this temptation believing the same.
I recall the era when she introduced her pre-pubescent children to gambling by bringing parlay cards home for her children. Deciding this was an imperitive element, the gods nurtured this temptation since very formitable years.
Understand what is acceptable behavior and what is not. They used Californiacation’s liberalism to ridicule and belittle the dececy of a respectable, conservative lifestyle. Society declaring gambling an “acceptable vice” is an example of the deterioration and decay that will pave the way to the Apocalypse. Similarly, a few more bricks were laid when pornography was deemed an “acceptable vice”.
I suggest you all consider what the ol’ white preacher taught in bygone eras of decency, because there were principles the gods included to help us behave appropriately:::::
1. Live a life of sin and the gods will send you to hell to burn. This was a warning used to scare people into proper behavior, much as the KKK was for blacks and fear of the government for citizens in any tyrranical regime. All these were supposed to motivate people to turn to the gods and pray.
2. Dancing is a sin.
3. Music is revelry.
4. Avoid drinking, drugs and other vices and sins.
Today Islam is the tool to help blacks live a decent life within the context of the god’s laws, but sadly too many don’t have the discipline or desire to avoid the temptations of this life.
Whereas before the gods used slavery, KKK to force proper behavior, now it is voluntary under the laws and rules of Islam. The result is carnage in the black community, including AIDS in Africa:::Blacks have such gross disfavor that without proper religious behavior the gods punish them severely. If Africa was a Musli

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