Posted in Technology on October 12, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Foolish mortals! Why do you still look for Me here in this desolate realm? Do you not realize that I now have My Own Holy and Divine Website?
Seek, and ye shall find Me at [...]
Posted in Prayers, tagged Bullshit, Forgiveness, God on October 9, 2008 | 530 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Ya wanna know something I really hate? Something I’m really just sick and tired of doing? Forgiving people for their sins. It’s stupid, it’s a waste of time, and I’m not gonna do it [...]
Posted in People, tagged Death, God, Rich Assholes on October 6, 2008 | 680 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I am the Lord your God. If you be a rich man or woman, I hate your stupid guts and I will punish you for the wealth I have given you. I am the [...]
Posted in Confessions, tagged Confessions, Damnation, Forgiveness on October 1, 2008 | 725 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I was sitting on My Eternal Throne just now, pondering things you cannot possibly fathom when I realized: I am very disappointed in every single human being on Earth.
None of you are perfect in [...]
