Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to talk about something that makes My Blood boil. Narc, blabbermouth, fink, whatever you want to call them – I hate a snitch!
I, the Sovereign Lord Almighty, despise those who rat out others! I assure you, their wages will be paid in full. Snitches get stitches!
Nobody likes a tattletale, least of all The Lord. I consider it one of My Top 500 most hated sins.
As a matter of fact, I would like to take this chance to add a new super-commandment to My List of Ten:
11. Thou shalt not snitch.
This commandment supersedes all other commandments, with the exception of idolatry. If you see someone worshipping other gods, send Me a prayer-alert immediately!
Even though I despise snitches, I will not single out anyone specific for ridicule here. That would make Me a snitch-snitch.
However, I must express My Sublime Rage at the many thousands of prepubescent-boy-vixens who have snitched on My Clergy. In doing so, they have snitched against Me and brought about their everlasting ruin!
Oh the injustice! I have seen many a humble priest lose his job merely for forcing a young parish boy to suck on his penis.
When I think of all those fickle altar boys, who I had honored with the chance to serve My Church, only to see them betray Me!
Well, they may enjoy their stolen-from-Me lawsuit-monies while on Earth, but they will spend eternity in hell for their snitch-crimes. There they shall be raped over and over again for all time, and not tenderly as My Priests do, but savagely as is the demon way.
I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.