Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to talk about something that makes My Blood boil. Narc, blabbermouth, fink, whatever you want to call them – I hate a snitch!
I, the Sovereign Lord Almighty, despise those who rat out others! I assure you, their wages will be paid in full. Snitches get stitches!
Nobody likes a tattletale, least of all The Lord. I consider it one of My Top 500 most hated sins.
As a matter of fact, I would like to take this chance to add a new super-commandment to My List of Ten:
11. Thou shalt not snitch.
This commandment supersedes all other commandments, with the exception of idolatry. If you see someone worshipping other gods, send Me a prayer-alert immediately!
Even though I despise snitches, I will not single out anyone specific for ridicule here. That would make Me a snitch-snitch.
However, I must express My Sublime Rage at the many thousands of prepubescent-boy-vixens who have snitched on My Clergy. In doing so, they have snitched against Me and brought about their everlasting ruin!
Oh the injustice! I have seen many a humble priest lose his job merely for forcing a young parish boy to suck on his penis.
When I think of all those fickle altar boys, who I had honored with the chance to serve My Church, only to see them betray Me! 
Well, they may enjoy their stolen-from-Me lawsuit-monies while on Earth, but they will spend eternity in hell for their snitch-crimes. There they shall be raped over and over again for all time, and not tenderly as My Priests do, but savagely as is the demon way.
I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.
“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be
forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” Mark 3:29
you have some nerve asshole.
“Snitches get stiches!” LMAO
Meh, don’t we all?
Dick Franing is a snitch.
Though this was really funny, perhaps a bit too much? Just a thought.
I can see the future – the pleasant jew is about to post something!
i agree with dave, though very funny the you put it, little boys geting raped by demons and priests make me go —>
*way
Yeah, he’s got some nerve pretending to be the voice of a supreme deity and putting his words into text form. Giving people rules to live their lives by, insisting you believe His word or face consequence. OH WAIT!
Also, Bridgette seems to be going soft in her old, fat age. Just unforgiven now, huh fatty? No more stoning?
This is a post I can agree with, except of course with the religious parts.
I hate snitches. In the third grade I got sand kicked in my face at recess by a one Steven Mancini. The next day I took his Oreos pack. When Steve saw I had eaten his Oreos, he ratted me out. I was reprimanded viciously and removed from crab-kickball in gym that day. To this day I can still wipe away grains of sand from my eyes, and I curse that bastard Steve Mancini.
i really like the consistency you’ve shown in the length of your blogs lately. you’ve really found that perfect length where it’s not too short and lacking of content but not too long that i don’t want to read it. keep up the good work!
Gosh, thanks unpleasant Jew. Does that mean you think my posts are too long?
http://stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/hot-cars/
F– you. Ok? Not everyone can be all powerful and all knowing.
“hi! i’m chunque. i want people to think i’m making snide comments to the unpleasant jew, but really i’m just looking for an excuse to link to my latest blog. much like imaG, i’m a loser just looking to plug my own shit.”
Chunque,
Are you a white dbag?
I bet you are.
agreed
chunque,
your posts are definitely too long. they’re also not funny.
also, grow some fucking balls and write the word douchebag you fucking putz.
Ben said it better than I did.
How the hell does Bridgette keep firsting these posts? Does she stay awake all night, patrolling the pipes and tubes for blasphemy?
Go volunteer somewhere, do something positive. Less judging, more helping.
She HAS gotten first comment several times. She must wake up at 5AM and immediately check this blog. She needs to go away.
Slightly bad taste in parts, this one. I’ll put it down to triumphalism.
Serious bit over. Know Thy commandments. If you want a new one it has to be #12.
#11 has been known for ages: Thou shalt not get caught.
Keep up with the image, there, God!
There’s no such thing as bad taste.
Just bad taste buds.
Bah, not too much! Keep it up; this was pretty damn funny.
Hello?
Hello, God?
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
God, whatever happened to Dick Franing? Please. Don’t keep us in suspense.
White Parent,
I SMOTE HIM!
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/16-dick-franing/#comment-593
What about informants? They’re essentially snitches but they help criminals in jail. Keep up the smiting.
i like those horns in the lower right pic. where can i get some?
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Hmm, if we sent you a prayer alert of someone Idolizing another god, wouldn’t that be considered snitching as well? Haha, just a question xD.
You forgot the biggest snitch of them all, judas
On this day, 21 September 2008, I, Smoggy Batzrubble of Noo Zillund, son of Mama Batzrubble (deceased in childbirth) and Papa Batzrubble (serial killer–executed), post this message in praise of Almighty God, the Omniscient, the Omnipotent, and the Fiercest SMITING Bastard in the universe, who has granted me a great victory in my contest with the Pagan Priestess Anne (spitting staples) Johnson.
For evidence to support my faith I refer you to “God on the Internet” postings 600 and 609.
Praise be to God. This message is posted on every thread in HIS honor.
Signed
Servant Smoggy
AMEN
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mjg2688@unimobile.com is a fucking snitch along wit his fucking bff kenny
Depends on what the snitching is. Yes, if you informing for cops or robbers, then its your job. But a friend on friend, no matter what it is, is wrong. I had a friend who snitched on me because he felt everyone deserved to know. WTF? Guess what? I became more of a man and stopped gossiping, learned my lesson, and became a man. He, on the other hand, is still a 9yrd old in a 28 year old crybaby. So sometimes its good to have a snitch because it causes you to change your ways and ditch the person that does snitch on you. I’m glad I am no longer friends with him because even my most tolerant friend can’t stand him other. I guess this was God’s plan after all.
yOU mIGHT wIN tHE rAT rACE bUT yOU’RE sTILL a rAT. GOD HATES RATS!!!!
~WHOEVER APPEALS TO THE LAW AGAINST HIS FELLOW MAN IS EITHER A FOOL OR A COWARD. WHOEVER CANNOT TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF WITHOUT THAT LAW IS BOTH. FOR A WOUNDED MAN SHALL SAY TO HIS ASSAILANT, IF I LIVE I WILL KILL YOU. IF I DIE, YOU ARE FORGIVEN.. SUCH IS THE RULE OF HONOR!
If you are offended by this post and call it blasphemous you are an IGNORANT RAT. Anyone who knows God knows HE HAS A SENSE OF FUCKIN HUMOR. ONLY RATS AND RAT LOVERS WOULD BE OFFENDED BY THIS. PPPPPEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIOOOOOOODDDDDD.