Posted in Q&A, tagged Faith, God, Questions, Religion on May 31, 2008 | 89 Comments »
In this monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has recently received. Afterwards, mortals will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer.
QUESTION #1:
Jenner: “Does God hate? If I’m not mistaken, God loves all [...]
Posted in War, tagged Faith, God, Religion, Soldiers, War on May 26, 2008 | 83 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today is Memorial Day in the USA. Most Americans use this day to eat burgers and think about dead soldiers. I would also like to use today to think about dead soldiers…and how much [...]
Posted in People, tagged Faith, George Bush, God, Politics, Religion on May 22, 2008 | 64 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry I want to talk about someone I hate so much I would like to kill him, and resurrect him, and just keep continually killing him for the rest of time in [...]
Posted in Religion, tagged Cathedrals, Faith, God, Religion on May 19, 2008 | 42 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about a building which displeases Me greatly – St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City, USA.
St. Patrick’s is the dumbest cathedral in the world. I hate [...]
Posted in Earth, tagged Asia, Faith, God, Religion, Travel on May 14, 2008 | 103 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something that truly disgusts Me – the fucking stupid butt-fucking slanty-eyed continent of Asia.
Asia is a huge FUCKING waste of space and I despise every last FUCKING [...]
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry, I, the Lord God Almighty, choose to focus My Righteous Rage on demon cats that want to suck out your soul and kill your children while they sleep.
I hate cats! Especially [...]
Posted in People, tagged 911, Faith, God, Politics, Religion on May 7, 2008 | 387 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
In this entry I, The Almighty Lord, declare My Righteous Anger with a very large group of human idiots – the 9/11* conspiracy theorists.
Do you know who I’m talking about? These are the scummy [...]
Posted in Sins, tagged Christianity, Dancing, Faith, God, Religion on May 6, 2008 | 37 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to concentrate on something I truly loathe – dancing.
I hate dancing because you stupid mortals are so proud of yourselves when you do it.
You people think you’re so cool when you’re [...]
Posted in Sins, tagged Catholicism, Faith, God, Priests, Religion on May 5, 2008 | 33 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I want to talk about something that makes My Blood boil. Narc, blabbermouth, fink, whatever you want to call them – I hate a snitch!
I, the Sovereign Lord Almighty, despise those who rat [...]
Posted in People, tagged Christian, Faith, God, Religion on May 1, 2008 | 45 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I’m going to take a break from venting about the big things that bother Me (women, science, anal), and focus My Rage onto one particular speck of infectious human waste – American citizen [...]
