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Archive for April, 2008

#15 Science

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! In this entry I will focus on something that makes Me so mad, I just can’t even…say it…aargghh!! DAMN YOU SCIENCE! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Whew…ok…I feel better now. I always feel a [...]

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#14 American Idol

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about the most evil, stupid show on television today – American Idol. I hate American Idol. It’s blatantly blasphemous! For the love of Me, it’s got Idol [...]

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#13 Cops

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! In this entry I will focus My Divine Rage on a species of human I have long hated – cops. Their very existence is evil in My Sight because Only I, the Lord [...]

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Ask God: April

In this new monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has received. Afterwards, readers of Stuff God Hates will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer. QUESTION #1: Jamey: “Uh, Lord, what’s your [...]

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#12 Blasphemy

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I want to focus on something which has always infuriated Me – blasphemy! Many people think that it’s no big deal to take My Name in vain. They don’t even think about [...]

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#11 Being Crucified

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something I genuinely hate – being crucified. You know, if there’s one thing I don’t ever want to experience again, it’s being nailed to a cross [...]

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#10 Hillary Clinton

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! On this primary Tuesday, I’d like to take some time from My busy schedule of rigging the election to talk about someone I hate with a passion – Hillary Clinton. Why do I [...]

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#9 The Pope-Mobile

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! With the Pope visiting America, today I’d like to talk about something which displeases Me greatly – the pope-mobile. Now for the most part, I love My Popes. I enjoy talking with them [...]

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#8 Anal

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something that has disgusted Me ever since I first saw two curious men discover it – anal sex. But before I get into that, I’d like [...]

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#7 Women

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something I feel very, very strongly about – My deep and abiding hatred for women. Now don’t get Me wrong! I’m not a gay. Far from [...]

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