Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! In this entry I will focus on something that makes Me so mad, I just can’t even…say it…aargghh!! DAMN YOU SCIENCE! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Whew…ok…I feel better now. I always feel a [...]
Archive for April, 2008
#15 Science
Posted in Science, tagged Faith, God, Religion, Science on April 30, 2008 | 64 Comments »
#14 American Idol
Posted in Entertainment, tagged Christianity, Faith, God, Religion on April 29, 2008 | 36 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about the most evil, stupid show on television today – American Idol. I hate American Idol. It’s blatantly blasphemous! For the love of Me, it’s got Idol [...]
#13 Cops
Posted in People, tagged Christianity, Faith, God, Law, Religion on April 28, 2008 | 29 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! In this entry I will focus My Divine Rage on a species of human I have long hated – cops. Their very existence is evil in My Sight because Only I, the Lord [...]
Ask God: April
Posted in Q&A, tagged Christianity, Faith, God, Religion on April 25, 2008 | 62 Comments »
In this new monthly feature, The Almighty first answers a few of the many questions He has received. Afterwards, readers of Stuff God Hates will be given the opportunity to ask God one (and only one) question. And if The Lord is feeling generous, He may actually answer. QUESTION #1: Jamey: “Uh, Lord, what’s your [...]
#12 Blasphemy
Posted in Sins, tagged Blasphemy, Christianity, Faith, God, Religion on April 24, 2008 | 27 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I want to focus on something which has always infuriated Me – blasphemy! Many people think that it’s no big deal to take My Name in vain. They don’t even think about [...]
#11 Being Crucified
Posted in Health, tagged Christianity, Faith, God, Jesus, Religion on April 23, 2008 | 38 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something I genuinely hate – being crucified. You know, if there’s one thing I don’t ever want to experience again, it’s being nailed to a cross [...]
#10 Hillary Clinton
Posted in Women, tagged God, Hillary Clinton, Politics, Religion on April 22, 2008 | 30 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! On this primary Tuesday, I’d like to take some time from My busy schedule of rigging the election to talk about someone I hate with a passion – Hillary Clinton. Why do I [...]
#9 The Pope-Mobile
Posted in Technology, tagged Catholicism, God, Pope, Religion on April 21, 2008 | 18 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! With the Pope visiting America, today I’d like to talk about something which displeases Me greatly – the pope-mobile. Now for the most part, I love My Popes. I enjoy talking with them [...]
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something that has disgusted Me ever since I first saw two curious men discover it – anal sex. But before I get into that, I’d like [...]
#7 Women
Posted in Women, tagged Faith, God, Politics, Religion, Women on April 16, 2008 | 61 Comments »
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Today I would like to talk about something I feel very, very strongly about – My deep and abiding hatred for women. Now don’t get Me wrong! I’m not a gay. Far from [...]